"It's pissing outside, first storm of the rainy season and millions of big, ploppy raindrops are bunker-bombing themselves into the drought-hibernized ground, busting up its crust to release the smell of petrichor."
by mimbijones April 4, 2023

by xxlymedisease May 12, 2025

by Greg Pattman February 15, 2005

Aka the Oval Office. Where POTUS hangs out sending crazed tweets while in a sleep-deprived stupor and smearing Cheeto dust and Big Mac grease on his IPhone
"whoa! Did you see Trump just fired Giuliani and Melania filed for divorce!?"
"No.... Where did you hear that?"
"direct from the Twitter bunker!"
"No.... Where did you hear that?"
"direct from the Twitter bunker!"
by DoktorDokter November 11, 2020

Friend: How’s things with your the girl your talking to
You: Well she’s giving off Underground Bunker Vibes
You: Well she’s giving off Underground Bunker Vibes
by Hbnbs March 26, 2020

by Larazander March 27, 2020

When your having sex with a girl and you put cooked spaghetti noodles in her ass and her pussy while drenching her tits in pasta sauce
Jack: Me and my girlfriend went to Italy's bunker last night.
John: Stop telling me about your sex life. It makes me uncomfortable.
John: Stop telling me about your sex life. It makes me uncomfortable.
by Cunt_bucket July 30, 2018
