Bunker Ting-ting Gabe

Bunker ting-tings love to play with fire, they will obsessively poke around in a campfire while wearing the face of someone who may or may not have psychopathic tendencies. They are very reclusive and may disappear without reason or explanation. They can be friendly and fun to be around at times, but then suddenly become sullen and silent, and may try to listen to music in the middle of a social gathering. His friends may or may not send obnoxious texts just to interrupt his musical repose.

Having a Bunker ting-ting Gabe is necessary to have a good campfire

by Not the girl you take home to September 24, 2021

Glumpy bunker

a slang and/or curse word that refers to people who feel depression, weep, or cry while having oral intercourse with their partner.

The man became a Glumpy bunker while giving a blow job.

by Ammuze December 14, 2009

The Bunker

A nuclear shelter in Arizona that's full of deranged lunatics fighting each other.

If you enter this bunker you have a 99.83% chance of being beaten to death for walking at the wrong time.

William: Yo, I just booked a flight to go to The Bunker
Andrew: You are a fucking dumbass

by Umbrella Guy May 6, 2022

twitter bunker

Aka the Oval Office. Where POTUS hangs out sending crazed tweets while in a sleep-deprived stupor and smearing Cheeto dust and Big Mac grease on his IPhone

"whoa! Did you see Trump just fired Giuliani and Melania filed for divorce!?"
"No.... Where did you hear that?"

"direct from the Twitter bunker!"

by DoktorDokter November 11, 2020

Bunker

What the Scottish call the kitchen counter

I left my glass on the kitchen bunker

by Larazander March 27, 2020

Italy's bunker

When your having sex with a girl and you put cooked spaghetti noodles in her ass and her pussy while drenching her tits in pasta sauce

Jack: Me and my girlfriend went to Italy's bunker last night.
John: Stop telling me about your sex life. It makes me uncomfortable.

by Cunt_bucket July 30, 2018

Bunker money

The level of wealth people achieve that affords them the ability to build bunkers in case of a human extinction event.

Yo Dilbert made like $10m this year man. Dude has straight bunker money yo.

by WalterChronKite February 1, 2024