Bumbortion

To penetrate another mans anus to help dislodge a turd.

Man: Dude, I really have to take a shit but it won't come out.

Friend: That's okay, I can assist you with a bumbortion.

by Good through 2012 November 3, 2011

Bubbert

1.The male version of "Betty"
Someone who is highly attractive but is not very smart.
Quite the looker but comes across as very stupid.

A Hot guy who is completely dumb.

2.Bubbert can be used to fill in the blank when you don't know the answer to something, or if you feel like something might be to inappropriate in the presence of small children and/ or senior citizens.

Surfer guys, Jocks, "pretty boys"

Examples: Surfer guys, Jocks, "pretty boys"

"Shes a betty, he's a bubbert... they're perfect for each other."

"Holy bubert" (instead of holy shit)
"bubbert hole" (instead of ass hole)
"What the bubbert" (instead of what the hell or what the fuck)
"Son of a bubbert" (instead of son of a bitch)

by Mr. Moosie July 28, 2014

Bubber

A good ole friend who will always have your back.

"You're such a bubber!"

by Think Furnace With Wings June 14, 2018

Blue Bomber

Slang term for Viagra

"Because from time to time i like throw back a few blue bombers and hit out on the town!"
-Bob Kelso

by Hydrocodone January 21, 2009

Bumbler

A clumbsy idiot who happens to be funny looking too.

Casey ran into the tv and boom crash boom bang. Things were broken yet Casey looked funny when doing it so people called him a Bumbler.

by Brian February 27, 2005

bomber criquet

an animal farts are blamed on when that person doesnt want to take the blame for the fart.

Hey man, did you just fart??
Naw, i think i stepped on a bomber criquet>

by bigmike33 March 5, 2008

Bummer Beans

Not cool. The opposite of cool beans. Not Awesome.

Dude I ran out of bud. Bummer Beans!

Dude I thought she was on birth control so I didnt wrap it and i thought wrong and she is pregnant. Bummer Beans!

by TJHAMMY August 30, 2009