woman bulges

Alternative word for breasts

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by Hannah big women buldger April 26, 2021

Banker's Bulge

When a man gets an erection after sitting down for a prolonged period of time and has had no mental or physical arousal whatsoever. Named for how bankers do a lot of sitting.

I'm just waiting for the Banker's Bulge to go down. It's quite embarrassing.

by David Daunt September 8, 2016

shoe-string budget

the meager leftovers of a person min wage salary after necessities have been paid for.

stop taking out so much useless credit card debt; your shoe-string budget will probably increase by a considerable amount

by Sexydimma January 5, 2017

D.R.B. (dressing room bulge)

More acutely referred to as "The DRB", this refers to the act of snapping a voluptuous profile pic of one's self while in a local garment retailers dressing room. The centerpiece of the picture is naturally the hyper-engorged manhood member. One must achieve a level of arousal that makes it appear as though he is smuggling Gonzo's nose in his boxer briefs, but not so engorged that it is blatant fluffing. Compression of the 'fat pad' or mons pubis while simultaneously pumping the member will achieve this perfect state of arousal - or DRB.

Man oh man, I was at the mall the other day and walked into a dressing room and caught a guy who was in the middle of prepping for a D.R.B. (dressing room bulge). I couldn't help but to notice how engorged it was... it looked like Gonzo's nose.

by Moe_to_the_ June 5, 2018

Budget Fuck

(n) - An unfortunate event, or series of unfortunate events, that completely fucks up your financial plans.

Guy One: Did you hear about Bob's house burning down the other day? That really sucks man.

Guy Two: Yea, he was just about to go out and buy a new Corvette before it happened. What a budget fuck.

by Master Exploder 69 February 4, 2009

bulgeous

adj. of or pertaining to men wearing especially tight garments around the groin area.

"Hey Phro: I was just watching the 4x100m freestyle relay...Aschwin Wildeboer looks especially bulgeous today."

by Molestation Larry September 19, 2009

fuzz bludgeon

to take a serious beating from a police officer.

Have a good time. Don't get fuzz bludgeoned for bein' melungeon.

by DC Haha November 5, 2009