russian buffet

a bunch of shirtless, male and female russian people line up sitting down while vodka is being poured into there belly button and comes out there ass. they then proceed to kiss

Did you hear about the russian buffet about to happen?
Yeah, Osama bin Laden is in it.
Isn't he dead?
Yeah

by Osama bin Ladens's stepson July 24, 2021

crimson buffet

Eating a girl out while shes on her period

My girl's on the rag so I totally ate at the crimson buffet.

by voodoo.123 October 30, 2013

car buffet

When you find food on the floor of your car or in the seats and eat it

Awww man, found some fries in my cars seat and had an awesome car buffet

by XxDankLordsxX May 26, 2017

Steamy buffet

Farting in the shower

Me and my girlfriend were taking a shower and she farted, giving us a steamy buffet, as the stench lingered in the moist contained air.

by Diggin12 January 15, 2016

Bug Buffet

A Term used for someone getting bitten alot by nats, mosquitos, and other bugs

"Man I feel like a bug Buffet with all these nats on me"

"Holy crap you look like you were apart of a bug Buffet"

"Every time I go out camping, I'm just a big ol' Bug Buffet"

by DJS1800 August 26, 2018

Buffet Squad

When you go to a Party without a date you are a part of the Buffet Squad

Bro 1: Hey Bro, do you have a date to Bro 3's Party??
Bro 2: Nah, I'm going to Bro 3's Party in the Buffet Squad

by MEEEEE!!!111 June 9, 2017

buffet salad

The act of eating a a vagina while the girl is taking a shit aka the male to female reversal of the blumpkin. The location of the defamacache is pure choice of comfort. Do not take this act likely as it is #forthegirls

You know he’s the one when he goes down on you after bad sushi and gives you a buffet salad.

by #heathlyeats2018 March 9, 2018