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belfast breakfast

(Irish slang)

the act of wedging a pipe bomb, molotov cocktail, or other homemade incendiary device into the anal cavity of a loyalist.

the Belfast Breakfast originated in the 1920s as an IRA torture and/or revenge method, not as wedging a pipebomb directly into the anal cavity, but rather dousing a loyalist's pants in whiskey and lighting, followed by uproarious drunken brogue laughter. It quickly evolved and spread to other guerrilla groups, and was even mentioned in Eli Roth's short animated series, "the Rotten Fruit."
Banandar: "I'd love to shove a pipe bomb up their arses... give 'em a real belfast breakfast"
by Wild Drunken Bill August 7, 2007
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Breakfast of Champions

Cold pizza and beer left over from the night before. May or may not include a cigarette.
After the party, I had no cash for a real breakfast. I had to eat the Breakfast of Champions and hope it would hold me until I could hit up an ATM.
by AnonPa December 6, 2013
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Breakfast Orgy

A Breakfast Orgy (also known as a B.O.) is when a party of more than 3 people engage in sexual activities while enjoying a variety of breakfast foods. This may only occur between the hours of 6 and 10:30am. (Specifically during the hours that Chick-fila serves breakfast)
John: Bro, let's invite Susan to our Breakfast Orgy on Wednesday.

Jim: Ok, but tell her not to bring those muffins again. I'm lactose intolerant.
by Bob7145 October 13, 2016
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Cowboy Breakfast

A quick, high-protein, solo, breakfast (or anytime) meal option where you throw your legs up and jack off into your mouth.
I was running low on fuel and had to get moving, so i settled for the Cowboy Breakfast.
by Edgar Christianson February 2, 2017
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breaffest

A word meaning beautiful. Lots of celeberties are breaffest.
You are so breaffest
by boomaliciouslyjealous November 23, 2011
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breadfan

a song by 70's rock 'n' roll band Budgie, which was later covered by Metallica. Both will rock your socks.
a) Yo man, i went to the Budgie reunion concert last night. They played Breadfan, it was sweet!

b) breadfan open up your mind, open your bones, open your purse, never never gonna lose it.
by Randal Leadbelcher October 11, 2006
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Breakfast Theater

Watching your very sexy girlfriend/boyfriend undress and dress in the morning as she/he is getting ready to go to work. Or, if you're a Peeping Tom, watching your sexy neighbor dress and undress in the morning.
My girlfriend is so hot. She performed Breakfast Theater for me while I was eating my Cheerios.

I can't go to work without watching Breakfast Theater first. My neighbor has a hot body!
by wandafish April 8, 2010
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