by SimpingFool March 24, 2020
Get the Brandonmug. Why is everybody calling me hot? I’m just pure annoying but I will take a compliment
But sarcasm is pretty funny and along with puns
Whoever said I can be an a-hole golden star to you
But sarcasm is pretty funny and along with puns
Whoever said I can be an a-hole golden star to you
by Somw dude February 22, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. by Captain Bill McAwesome III November 1, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. by Brandon (no bitches) November 20, 2021
Get the Brandonmug. 
A religion created to follow a variety of gods. Brandon is the term used to define a god-like figure and an almighty being.
In following Brandonism, you are sharing the beliefs that there is an almighty god and that you yourself will earn the right to become a god once you have reached self control, integrity and wisdom. Once you have reached these virtues, a wisdom beard shall be necessary in completing the process, and claiming your right as a member of Brandonism.
In following Brandonism, you are sharing the beliefs that there is an almighty god and that you yourself will earn the right to become a god once you have reached self control, integrity and wisdom. Once you have reached these virtues, a wisdom beard shall be necessary in completing the process, and claiming your right as a member of Brandonism.
"I follow Brandonism as I helped save a boy from drowning today. I also learnt how to keep calm and I travelled to Japan to learn the ways of the wise. I have now grown my beard and now am apart of Brandonism."
by Scalman October 23, 2011
Get the Brandonismmug. Brandon is one of the nicest guys you will ever meet. He's very romantic and not frigid at all. He loves his girl loads and is the best boyfriend in the world
by Abbydefenitions April 16, 2015
Get the Brandonmug.