The brand bandit is essentially the guy you takes your anal virginity in your sleep. Using his rush ability, he pounces on your ass from behind you, leaving you without the ability to walk for the next week!
Bake bliss - hey did you hear about that guy who took norbit melons anal virginity??
Messi Ferguson - wait are you talking about the brand bandit? He’s always using his rush ability!
Bake bliss - man that’s just the brand bandit!!
Messi Ferguson - wait are you talking about the brand bandit? He’s always using his rush ability!
Bake bliss - man that’s just the brand bandit!!
by Carrot pofter May 02, 2022
When one settles for the generic instead of the genuine article. Used primarily when a guy goes for an easy girl.
i.e. " Matt totally Kroger branded that deal when he started dating her"
" Dude, don't kroger brand that, shes got bigger arms than you do!"
" Dude, don't kroger brand that, shes got bigger arms than you do!"
by Daniel Holbrook July 29, 2008
Punishing someone, usually a teenager, by depriving them of brand name items and buying generic or store brand items instead.
My Mom bought me 'Juicy Magic' instead of 'Juicy Juice' and 'chocolate cremes' instead of Oreo's because I have been such an ass to her. She is such a bitch with her brand punishment.
by MetalGuru April 05, 2009
Extent of the faithfulness of "consumers" to a particular "brand" {aka name} , expressed through their repeat "purchases" {aka sexual encounters}, irrespective of the marketing pressure generated by the competing brands {aka other names}
Simple terms: sleeping with mutliple people of the same name
Simple terms: sleeping with mutliple people of the same name
by whiteoakgrl17 January 10, 2011
Drug delarr
by Sexy beast JD December 29, 2019
An individual who explains and promotes a company's brand through their writing. This can include a blog, book, website, press releases, or internal communication. This person will explain the culture, vision and values of a company. They don't create these things but do share them through writing.
by mark guadagnoli June 15, 2014
by SweetN8 July 30, 2014