Branch

Another word for a moron, an idiot, or something that is stupid/unintelligent
Yo Johnny, did you see that kid over there? what a fuckin branch
by branchman123 November 13, 2019
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peyton branch

the guy who asks as if he were your big brother. you will meet peyton and see that he is the best person you will ever meet and love. I sware you will think of him as family.
Peyton Branch-amazing, handsome, funny , smart and loving

Omg Peyton is so nice, he's like a big brother to me. I love him so much
by 0nehgh44 August 31, 2019
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Branch the troll

Branch is a total babe! He is so sexy and lovable! Gosh, I would do anything just to hear him sing a lil didley. His beautiful hair reminds me of a wet fart. The most gorgeous troll around, sooo sexyyyy!😘
Person: "Do you know Branch the troll?"
other person: "OmG YES HES SO SEXXYYY"
by Branch_issogood March 2, 2024
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ranch branch

Another word for dick. That’s all there is to it.
“Ayooooo, lemme climb on that ranch branch.”
“No! I’m a virgin!”
by Jerry skinner June 21, 2018
mugGet the ranch branchmug.

branch

"i was afraid I would pull a branch right after making fun of him"
by kalzrei July 24, 2025
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branched

When someone starts a topic, that has little or nothing to do with the main conversation.

Often moves away from the center of the main conversation.
Person 1: I recently had a really bad car crash... my whole car is wrecked.
Person 2: Man i think my social anxieties really causes an issue for me.
Person 1: I mean that sucks man but you just branched the conversation.
by Karl Phoenix November 17, 2021
mugGet the branchedmug.

branch rat

I shoot that fucking branch rat this morning for eating my damn Apples
by Goober smooches August 6, 2020
mugGet the branch ratmug.

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