For every respectable looking girl who seems to have class/not be a slut/or is a complete dumbass, there's always a douchebag boyfriend in the picture who brainwashes her to like him because apparently that's what all girls like to look for in a guy these days, instead of respectable guys without gelled hair, rhinestone-encrusted shirts, souped-up mid 90's Toyota's and have no job and bum off their mothas.
I was walking through the mall with my friends, and I saw this girl who looked down to earth, then my friend told me to look left and I realized there was a douchebag boyfriend rule involved.Damn.
by douchebag boyfriend rule ass September 23, 2010
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The denial boyfriend is a guy who is your boyfriend although he publicly denies it. This guy will meet your parents, buy you roses, have sex with you exclusively and spend most of his time with you cuddling but when it comes to his boys he introduces you as his "friend".
The reasons are any one of the following:
1) You are unattractive or not cool and he doesnt want to admit he is with you.
2) He is trying to keep the door open in case something better comes along.
3) He wants to be free to try internet dating.
4) He is noncommittal
5) You are so amazing he is intimidated.
Warning ladies: If you go along with this for longer than 6 months well good luck to ya this guy will never commit and continue stringing you along...he might be really sweet to you in private when no one is looking.
The denial boyfriend is a guy who is your boyfriend although he publicly denies it. This guy will meet your parents, buy you roses, have sex with you exclusively and spend most of his time with you cuddling but when it comes to his boys he introduces you as his "friend".
The reasons are any one of the following:
1) You are unattractive or not cool and he doesnt want to admit he is with you.
2) He is trying to keep the door open in case something better comes along.
3) He wants to be free to try internet dating.
4) He is noncommittal
5) You are so amazing he is intimidated.
Warning ladies: If you go along with this for longer than 6 months well good luck to ya this guy will never commit and continue stringing you along...he might be really sweet to you in private when no one is looking.
by coolgirl April 20, 2005
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1.)Gets high and/or drunk and flirts with other girls almost breaking up with their gfs
2.)Doesn't introduce himself to his gf's parents
3.)Say stuff like I love you boo boo kitty fuck instead of sweet things
4.)Is dumb to the extreme
2.)Doesn't introduce himself to his gf's parents
3.)Say stuff like I love you boo boo kitty fuck instead of sweet things
4.)Is dumb to the extreme
by Naughty Mcnaughtyson January 26, 2009
Get the dumb boyfriend mug.This is a very sad but common occurrence among guys who try to treat women with respect. Females with insecurities in their intelligence, appearance, sexual ability, etc. need constant praise and reassurance. Daytime boyfriend's fill this need by showering these soulless leeches with the praise necessary for them to make it through the day. This praise is usually genuine, but its affect is in vain, as the cavernous void which are these females just grows larger. These well-meaning men never actually date the girls. The tramps are very adept at leading them along enough to continue the praise and adoration of their worshiper, without any actual reciprocation (sexual, or otherwise). Thus, the men are boyfriends during the day, hearing all the inane problems of these women and helping them cope with their gnawing lack of self-worth, and at night go home with their dick in their hand.
The only real cure is from a change in the male's behavior, seeing as how these exploitative females see nothing wrong with their platonic relationship. He must let his nuts drop and cease being a total bitch. A creative way to ruin this girl to any infatuated guy is to picture her wincing in the pain of constipation, and then letting loose a fudge dragon. You are welcome. (Note: This has been learned from experience.)
The only real cure is from a change in the male's behavior, seeing as how these exploitative females see nothing wrong with their platonic relationship. He must let his nuts drop and cease being a total bitch. A creative way to ruin this girl to any infatuated guy is to picture her wincing in the pain of constipation, and then letting loose a fudge dragon. You are welcome. (Note: This has been learned from experience.)
If you can't think of an example from the above definition, you are or will soon be a daytime boyfriend.
by CockontheWalk December 22, 2007
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by SleepingWSirens April 26, 2017
Get the dream boyfriend mug.That common "slut" (or whore) that will break the girl code and go off limits by dating your once lover. Even if you claim to be "Over that doushe bag" its still never recommended to date a girl's ex, if you do, prepare to be bitch slaped.
Cara: What the fuck?! Look at that home wrecker of a stupid slut that dates my ex boyfriend! What the hell does she think she's doing with him?
Bridget: I don't know... but let's beat the shit out of her till she breaks up with him. :)
Bridget: I don't know... but let's beat the shit out of her till she breaks up with him. :)
by heartloves_you June 11, 2009
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