beeriod

the laying down of the big crap after a night of drinking.

guy wakes up in the morning after a night out.

then says, "dude, im just gunna for my beeriod"

by mcflange April 17, 2009

Beeritition

A competition among friends to see who can get a beer the fastest at a frat party.

Chris won the first Beeritition in history last night by getting his beer from a Brother before Allyson and Lauren even touched a cup.

by Chris Sabbatini October 4, 2003

Beeritition

The competition between friends at a frat party to see who can get the first beer of the nite.

Chris won the beeritition at AEPi

by Lauren and Allyson October 8, 2003

Beeriod

Noun. After a drinking session, one may expect the ramifications occuring the morning after, where you flush out the previous night's alcohol through your poo. These Beeriods are often sloppy, and smell terrible.

Joe: Dude, I am so wasted right now, I am not looking forward to getting my Beeriod tomorrow!

by Buffturtles November 27, 2009

Beeriod

A beeriod is the liquid-like crap you take the morning after a heavy nights drinking. The cause of the beeriod can usually be identified as the consumption of a lot of cheap larger.

The odour released when having ones beeriod is potent and unpleasant, to avoid side effects such as regurgitation or gagging, it is advisable to carry a can of air-freshener for the duration of the beeriod to use at ones discretion. It is customary to inform ones flatmates that one has had ones beeriod so they too can avoid the fallout.

A-Wheres George? B-Oh he's just having his beeriod. He drank a lot of cheap larger last night.
OR
A-George didn't look well this morning. B-It's OK he's just on his beeriod. He drank a lot of cheap larger last night.

by h00ty56 March 20, 2009

Berivan

Berivan is a girl who is addicted to Korean music.

A: Hey, did you know that we have a new girl in school.
B: Really? What's her name?
A: Berivan.
B: Oh my, she's probably a Kpop-Fan.

by ImScaredOfPumpisLuhanSaveMe April 29, 2017

beris

the last name of a teacher from hell. she likes to head the national honors society only so she won't get fired. if you don't suck up or kiss her ass, she'll hate you. If you have her, beware her wrath because she's only trying to be friends with you because she was a huge nerd in high school and wants to experience it all over again.. this time as a 40 year old duck.

Freshmen 1: Holy shit, i have beris.
Freshmen 2: Haha, you have the duck.
Freshmen 1: Let's find a duck outside so you can tell me where its ass is.
Freshmen 2: I think I'd rather have her hate me then have to do that.
Freshmen 1: That's a good point.

by Joe Schmoe January 14, 2004