Blueberry Surprise

To sneak up on someone and simultaneously punch them in both eyes with your fists. Then, once they are helpless, cum all over their face.

Jared - "So I was hiding behind the bathroom door when my girlfriend walked in. I decided to sneak up on her and tap that bitch on the shoulder. When she turned around I gave her a blueberry surprise! Then told that bitch to make me a sandwich."

Hugo - "Nice dude."

by BrokenCYDEisCool July 25, 2009

Blueberry Taco

When you pound a girl so hard that the inside of her puss is either bruised or injured in some way. That's a blueberry taco. Good game, vagina.

I nailed Jen so hared last night that she got a Blueberry Taco -- she'll be out of action for awhile...

by DAFTONE4401 May 8, 2009

Blueberry Seeds

The cum of a man after enduring hours of blue balls.

Been a rough week, but I've finally allocated a lot to plant my Blueberry seeds.

by Evil Robot from the Future August 4, 2021

Blueberry Burstation

When you repeatedly shove blueberries down your penis hole for two weeks then have intercourse with your significant other and shoot your beautiful blueberry cream load all over there face

She loves the taste of my Blueberry Burstation

by WigglesForLife June 20, 2020

Blueberry Fritter

Glazed donut with delightful blueberry jelly filling. aka Breakfast of Champions

Ted wouldnt start the day off with anything besides a Blueberry Fritter

by Jsmerch October 20, 2010

blueberry pudding

After busting one In a girls asshole, you fill her ass with smashed blueberries

Sorry guys I can’t go to the movies tonight I have to clean my girls ass after the blueberry pudding I gave her

by Dankass n-word December 10, 2019

old blueberry

another word for skank, hoe, all that

also- a man who smells like poo

you old blueberry

by ameñia April 24, 2019