Spam Blocked

A completely harmless email you would welcome in your inbox that gets blocked by your local or server side spam filter.

I was expecting to get an email from you about the opportunity to volunteer at the local shelter for violent offenders, but your email got spam blocked.

by ronsheridan January 27, 2007

Block Head

A person, mainly a girl, who gives head to the entire block.

little suzie has become a block head, giving derb to the whole block.

by Pinkie September 21, 2005

BLOCKed

To be absolutely fucked for an IB Course because of a teacher.

Usually involves a teacher that can make 1+1 confusing, or a teacher that refuses to give student's their tests back. Teacher is also capable of producing a 9-sided dice. A Blockifying Teacher is usually high during class and coughs all over the white board without covering his mouth because of smoking cheap mugliat.

1.) "Man, I'm so BLOCKed for Econ! All I understand from last class is that my Teacher's lifelong dream is to own a burrito shack!"

2.) FUCK IM SO BLOCKed!!

3.) I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ.

4.) This teacher seriously BLOCKed us, I say we feed him to the Raha Tribes

by I Should've Taken History.. December 18, 2010

blocked

What happens when you violently anger/scare/annoy someone over IM.

Person 1: "I love you..."
Person 2: "I *heart* you too."
Person 3: "Ok you guys are so blocked..."

by Angry Salamander December 28, 2005

cock-blocked

1. when a guy who is interacting with a cute girl hoping to get ahead sexually is blocked from taking it farther by someone or something

2. either devine intervention, karma or poor luck preventing a guy from getting laid or succeeding sexual with a girl.

3. when a friend of either the guy or girl prevents the two from hooking up

I can't believe you just fucking cock-blocked me you prick, your like a cock-blocking dog that just pops up a the worst moment to fucking kill someones chance's of fucking scoring!

by calaco October 15, 2011

coffin-blocked

When a famous death occurs quickly after another celebrity death, shifting the collective currency of celebrity mourning to the more famous death, thus blocking the earlier passing from collecting their share of the public's celebrity mourning short-term spend

Michael Jackson's passing shortly after the passing of Farah Fawcette coffin-blocked her access to the public's collective celebrity mourning expenditure

by Maggers53 June 27, 2009

alabama blackhead

When youre having anal sex and your partner poops while youre still inside, thus compacting a small amount of feces into your urethra. Then you pull out and squeeze the stool out on her back as if you're popping a blackhead.

Ol' Roscoe just gave his sister the Alabama Blackhead.

by BigJay85 November 5, 2018