Blob

Going down the pub with your mates for some beverages

Kallum "fancy going down the pub for a few blobs"

by Blobmaester October 22, 2018

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by 55555fdyfbeybfyu3gf734gf7geuyf March 12, 2019

Blob

A guy on the internet that rage quits when things don't go his way. Specifically in ROBLOX. He then finds other games and pretends to be happy. Other games tend to be ones where you can't really lose such as Fortnite. He also needs to DM Jet.

That kid such a Blob, he lost in a game on Roblox and broke his hand punching the wall. He then started playing Fortnite and killed himself a day later, huge titan sized gigantic Ecks Dee. Did I mention that he needs to DM Jet?

by MonchiGodShushu July 11, 2018

Blob

Blowjob

Hey babe, what's say you help me out with a blob considering you're making me go buy your tampons?

by Peakinowl June 4, 2018

Blob pushing

sex

Primarily with the overweight but can be used as a descriptor for sex with other undesirable groups of people

I did some blob pushing with the fat girl from the office

by Seymour Cramp July 31, 2019

Blob

To ring in sick for work when not actually ill.

"I couldn't be arsed to go to work today so I blobbed it."

by Pi$$flaps May 10, 2019

Blob

Blob is the coolest person in the world and no matter what anyone says or thinks. Blob will always be number 1, yes, even before bae

She's my blob dude.

by Lil Froggy June 7, 2019