by Jojsanders September 9, 2020
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 21, 2025
Get the 《¤》Bliss《¤》bliss《¤》Bliss《¤》 mug.Bliss Burglar: A person who steals your happiness when you’re on cloud nine, dragging you down with negativity, doubt, sarcasm, or provoking questions like Why are you so happy? They can be a co-worker, boss, friend, family member, or even a stranger. Bliss burglars take pleasure in killing your buzz and leaving you feeling rock-bottom. Avoid at all costs when you’re feeling happy.
Lee: Bruv, every morning I wake up feeling great happy, there’s always some dickhead ruining my day. Is happiness is a crime nowadays bruv?, Life’s tough enough in the UK already, Bruv.
Frank: Yeah, it's them bliss burglars, bruv ? They get a kick out of making you feel bad, just because
There twats bruv LOL.
Lee: Init bruv LOL.
Frank: Yeah, it's them bliss burglars, bruv ? They get a kick out of making you feel bad, just because
There twats bruv LOL.
Lee: Init bruv LOL.
by Jamie Cheese December 15, 2025
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Person A: *sends a Mariah Carey meme *
You: i forgot that she exists
Person A: sorry I ruined your existential bliss
You: you did
You: i forgot that she exists
Person A: sorry I ruined your existential bliss
You: you did
by WeezerFan07 September 28, 2022
Get the existential bliss mug.The exact opposite of jail-bait. An over-age person who an still pass for underage so you don't do them even though you totally can.
The only thing worse than finding out a girl you did was jail bait is finding out a girl you refused to bang was actually bliss repellent
by Red Leviathan August 10, 2017
Get the Bliss Repellent mug.This is the name of the act of performing cunnilingus by anyone who is so lucky to be able to do it. It's a wonderfully mesmerizing act that all consenting adults should engage in - often.
As Melanie removed her panties, Miquel was finally presented with all he had fantasied about for months. His passion and devotion to only pleasing Melanie allowed him the ability to bestow the best kiss of bliss that had been given in his city for three years and the first of many he would give to her. They would both never be the same.
by von groovy June 19, 2024
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