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Miss Batton

A complete and utter overweight dwerp who can't find clothes to fit her and will never find anything that she's good at.
Why are you wearing that shirt? You look as fat as Miss Batton...

You're almost as thick as Miss Batton.

You put on 5 stone? You must have the same diet as Miss Batton...
by Bowes232 November 6, 2012
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baton

The homosexual's bat. It thinks it's a proper bat, but it's not really.
Oh, hello, could you pass me my baton please? (Doesn't quite work does it)
by Mr G January 26, 2005
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misstress bation

a name for masturbation, generally used by guys who think its cool to mix words around and confuse everybody.
guy1: hey did you get laid last night
guy2: nah but i DID hook up with misstress bation
guy1: oh!
by mil_babe53 April 22, 2008
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Harry Balsonia

If you have to ask, you'll never know
Hey, do you know Harry?
Harry who?
Harry Balsonia... then everyone laughs
by deep dickin till i die September 21, 2003
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Baton Rouge

A little known 80's hair band.Want good listening?Shake Your Soul
Long before the blonde Bobbie Brown was breakin' up bands,she was in a Baton Rouge video.
by donttreadonme October 31, 2004
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battonbear

batton*noun' 1.a person who chronicly humps dead animals 2. someone who talks a lot of shit but can not back it up
%anonymn shit talker*noun'1. anything that talks shit "donkey raping shit talker"

bear*noun' 1.A term used by gay men to describe a husky, large man with a lot of body hair 2. The most common definition of a "bear" is a man who is hairy, has facial hair, and a cuddly body. However, the word "Bear" means many things to different people, even within the bear movement. Many men who do not have one or all of these characteristics define themselves as bears, making the term a very loose one. Suffice it to say, "bear" is often defined as more of an attitude than anything else - a sense of comfort with our natural masculinity and bodies that is not slavish to the vogues of male attractiveness that is so common in gay circles and the culture at large. 3. A large, husky sized man with lots of hair that is homosexual.
Battonbear is very gay
by Unlucky July 19, 2004
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Bats on

When you say one has his or her bats on, it means that the person is in an outrageously blantant and very very foul and nasty mood.
Don't bother the boss; he just lost the Marshall account and man, he has his bats on today!
by the answer lady August 6, 2011
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