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gab my blabster, bashers

A term of endearment towards hookers that one frequently visits.

This is because every one knows that after having continual sexual intercourse (for hours on end) a repetitive "gab, gab" of a wet sound is created. It is also well known that many men like to eat melted cheese while visiting hookers, so they pronounce hookers as "bashers" and their "dickster", namely their penis, as a "blabster." Scientists in nothern russia estimate that this phrase is used most commonly by homosexually-inclined eskimos.
"Yeah! Ready to gab my blabster, bashers? The usual, $30."
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bate bay body bashers

2017 whomp off Australia champions. A bodysurfing club based in the bate Bay Area of Cronulla that do weekly meet ups every Sunday at 7:30am
Let’s go to gate 8 and bodysurf with the bate bay body bashers this Sunday
by Corey sainsbury November 19, 2018
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gab my blabster, bashers

A term of endearment towards hookers that one frequently visits.

This is because every one knows that after having continual sexual intercourse (for hours on end) a repetitive "gab, gab" of a wet sound is created. It is also well known that many men like to eat melted cheese while visiting hookers, so they pronounce hookers as "bashers" and their "dickster", namely their penis, as a "blabster." Scientists in nothern russia estimate that this phrase is used most commonly by homosexually-inclined eskimos.
"Yeah! Ready to gab my blabster, bashers? The usual, $30."
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Colombian brain basher

The act of putting a line of Colombian bam bam sauce (or cocaine) on your penis, then a girl snorts it off then you proceed to hit her head with your penis
Last night I gave my wife a concussion after we did the Colombian brain basher
by Powdered crack rocks November 18, 2025
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The real basher masher

The real Basher Masher.
Commonly said by the real Basher Masher.
He shows them bash.
"Bash, Miss Donnelly!"
"BASH out"
"I'm gonna show you bash"
"You're the real basher masher"
"I'm the real bash"
"Bash!"
"Gooooooooood, bash, bash!"
by Quandale Dingle Here September 29, 2022
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Average Basher

Look at her, she's just an average basher.
by Randompeg October 16, 2008
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No7 bus basher

-greasy ginger dreadlocks
-defo has nits
-cheats on noah whittingham
-shit at nails
-reeks

-space rader looking
-wonky nose
-blob
"he said he likes gingers so i dyed my skin!" - No7 bus basher (ava harper)
by scottcheg January 27, 2024
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