Do you want to go to waffle house?
No! I get a huge bacon boner as soon as I get within 50 feet of that place.
No! I get a huge bacon boner as soon as I get within 50 feet of that place.
by T.J. Dubz October 26, 2011
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by Dr.Phillie January 11, 2012
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The rare art of receiving fellatio from a willing rotund woman while simultaneously shitting, wearing the head of a pumpkin costume and consuming bacon.
Matt: "Dude, the planets must have been in the proper alignment last night because I finally got a Bacon Pumpkin Plumpkin in the bathroom of the KFC!
Jim: Woah...thats the rarest of the rare, well done!
Jim: Woah...thats the rarest of the rare, well done!
by suavedeboner July 4, 2012
Get the Bacon Pumpkin Plumpkin mug.1. The belief that adding bacon to any recipe will increase its appeal.
2. The tendency of elected officials to tack on funding projects to completely unrelated legislation.
2. The tendency of elected officials to tack on funding projects to completely unrelated legislation.
1. "Tell me again why you added bacon to these chocolate chip cookies." "Baconomics, dude - bacon makes everything taste better!"
2. "The US Senate added funding for a highway building project in Iowa to the bill giving cattle in California the right to vote in local elections."
2. "The US Senate added funding for a highway building project in Iowa to the bill giving cattle in California the right to vote in local elections."
by Urban Sprawl Mama January 19, 2013
Get the Baconomics mug.A celebratory occasion traditionally held the morning after a Bacon Battle, in which the winner invites all other competitors, as well as the Bacon Baron, over for a big fry-up of all the bacon.
We had an awesome Bacon Burning this morning. Bill cooked us up a shit-load of bacon. It tasted so good.
by OldManPatterson February 13, 2013
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Tom: Yo man, you check out that Bacon Fist mixtape i gave you?
Tom's Friend: Yeah bro! Some crazy stuff on there, i loved it!
Tom's Friend: Yeah bro! Some crazy stuff on there, i loved it!
by NY4Life November 11, 2013
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