Broomes Island

Place in Calvert County where ALL of the drug dealers reside. You can get anything from weed to OxyContin there. Everyone there owns a boat and even the old heads buy and sell drugs. Cops are always trying to bust doors down looking for drugs but the Islanders are always one step ahead. Its a small place with only one way in and one way out but you can always score there anytime of day. The road that takes you into B.I. is called 264 and you commonly here B.I. natives and friends of them shouting 264 at parties all over the tri-county area.

Dude 1: Man, there is a big party tonight but I can't find an chron or pills anywhere!

Dude 2: Yo, let me hit my boy up in Broomes Island and we can get all that and then some.

by Anonymous-264 October 22, 2008

rectal brooming

To take an object (broom handle, flashlight, Oscar Award, etc) and forcibly apply it against a person's anus with the intent to humiliate that person. Recipient may/may not be fully clothed at time of "brooming".

"Stop being such a baby, man. It's not like your mom was raped... it was just some innocent rectal brooming."

by FarkSpazz July 28, 2008

Bartomeu

A person with an IQ lower than that of a walnut and the sex appeal of rotting corpse

That idiot Bartomeu sold Arthur.

by Thot Slayer in training June 30, 2020

womb broom

A particularly thick, wiry moustache.

That bitch gave him crabs in his womb broom!

by Apathetic Care Bear January 29, 2005

broomed

Kicked the bitch to the curb.

Bitch was beaking off, so I broomed her ass.

by Jay Way February 4, 2008

A Sahara Broomstick

This is when you are doing a girl doggy style and she starts giving you attitude you pull out your cock and stick your hard cock into her dry asshole.

"That bitch was giving me so much attitude when I was banging here from behind that I gave here A Sahara Broomstick she won't ever forget."

by Clydesdale February 1, 2008

jump the broom

Common-law marriage. It consists of two respected friends or relatives holding the ends of a broom about 4 inches from the ground. The happy couple jump together while holding hands. Some traditions are - if the broom is held knee-high, maybe you should re-consider because it'll be a difficult or an impossible jump. If you jump in unison, it's good luck and means much happiness. You'll always have two people praying for you two. It's free. Ya might be intoxicated when your Partner suggests it. Divorce is free and easy....It's a Black thing. An old slave tradition among the gullah-geechee islands in coastal Georgia and South Carolina.

#1 "My Lady's so crazy, we had to jump a mop because the broom was yellow. See, she hates yellow..."

#2 "Her Auntee and her Daughter held the broom like one inch from the floor. We landed in step and that was eight yrs. ago."

#3 "Dude, you might as well go jump the broom!"

by wsx56 May 28, 2008