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Barker

Two kids who have been in love with each other since kindergarten
OMG! It’s Barker! They love each other very much!
by Socks7364 May 12, 2021
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Georgie Barker

Georgie is a beautiful, sexy, charismatic, slightly prejudice man, his mother is no longer with his father, he has 3 brothers of varying age, one being addicted to skibbidi toilet, he lives in Maidstone, Kent, UK. brown hair blue eyes, 5'9-5'10, his favourite food is burger sauce, he's a Femboy who likes to wear mini skirts and thigh highs (yes pls papa Georgie). many women love him for who he is and hate him for who he isn't, his mother bears a deep hatred for him and his father loves him but is ginger. I'm 90% sure he is a product of incest and has webbed feet. Georgie has been my boyfriend (im a straight guy) for 3.5 years now and i love him so much.
Paris- "Do you know Georgie Barker?"
Eli Sage- "Let me tell you of Georgie Barker,
Stunningly handsome, a true heart-stirrer.
With deep blue eyes, like the endless sea,
And long brown hair, so wild and free—
He’s a beauty, impossible to forget."
by DirtyDave2810 October 24, 2024
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Alabama Barker

A person who grew up rich in Calabasas, got bored and decided to join the black community. Is also well known for being a tramp and a NFL team member. Their routine consists on being live on the app TikTok with a cheap polyester pajama set and doing their makeup constantly.
You got a 1000 bodies and ain’t old enough to drink? You are an Alabama Barker.
by bhadbhabielover911 March 11, 2025
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Alabama Barker

A person who grew up rich in Calabasas, got bored and decided to join the black community. Is also well known for being a tramp and a NFL team member. Their routine consists on being live on the app TikTok with a cheap polyester pajama set and doing their makeup constantly.
You got a 1000 bodies and ain't old enough to drink? You are an Alabama Barker.
by bhadbhabielover911 March 12, 2025
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Carnival Barker

Carnival Barker is an absolute legend probably most aura apart from Peter Franklin to ever walk the planet. Agnus is such a bitch, you didn't hit the spaceship you little retard.
I want 'Carnival Barker' to give me a lap dance.
by HowToTrainYourFaggon June 30, 2024
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Barker Esc

(adj.) /ˈbɑ kə ɛsk/

A term used to describe a peculiar cultural archetype; the overly-performative liberal sissy who wears his virtue on his sleeve but somehow reeks of ironic alpha energy. A Barker Esc character often walks the tightrope between woke softness and bizarre masculine bravado, there’s a dash of cuck energy and deeply negative aura mixed with a strange dominance complex that nobody asked for. They might apologise for being white, then cut you off mid-sentence to explain why they actually understand oppression better. A "Barker esc" individual can also be described as a specific breed of liberal male who postures as sensitive, non progressive cuck whom which unsubtly radiates suppressed rage and kink-shame of a man who's been psychologically neutered by his own ideology. The Barker Esc persona is all performative empathy on the outside, but inside, there's a seething storm of cuckold fantasies and diesel-fume alpha envy.

Core traits:

Obsessive RAM/Hilux discourse (as identity, not utility)

Quiet cuckold energy with loud progressive slogans

Lowers his voice around blue-collar men, raises it around art students and women

diabolical manly alpha stench
The household in which I entered was very "Barker Esc"
by Mr Eumbo himself May 26, 2025
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Bob Barker

Bob Barker died on August 26, 2023, at the age of 99. He will be interred alongside his wife at Forest Lawn Memorial Park – Hollywood Hills.
by Wendysfg August 26, 2023
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