botty bandit

A homosexual man.

"Bill? No, he doesn't like women, he's a confirmed botty bandit."See shit stabber and uphill gardener

by Toasted Crumpet July 02, 2003

butthole bandit

noun:

a person who without prior knowledge or consent, sticks anything in or around the premises of your butthole.

see also: Buttfinger, Asshole Assassin,

After my best friend Andrea did the weekly walk of shame from the guys house last night all the way back to my place, she then told me how her Thursday night fuck buddy "accidently" put a finger in her butthole.

Andrea: At first I thought he just got it in the wrong hole, but then it happened AGAIN...

Liz: Yo he totally violated your ass on purpose. He's a secret butthole bandit!

by ae123456 September 14, 2012

Rectum Bandit

One who likes to steal the virginity of someone else through anal sex only.

Kid 1: Dude, did you hear that Frank was a Rectum Bandit?

Kid 2: Yeah, my ass hurts already.

by FrankyFirecrotch September 13, 2008

bubble bandit

some one who takes an excessive amount of bubble or mkat on a regular basis. They often stink of cat piss, abuse their partners, wear copious amounts of fila tracksuits and drink white lightning.

derrick - ' that was such a weird party last night bro'

jim - ' yeah i know that bubble bandit was off his conk, plus he stank of cat piss!'

by mcrumpletumpergerk June 21, 2015

Bag Bandit

A woman who requests a ride to some place and when the driver agrees she suddenly gets 4 or 5 bags of “her” stuff (stolen probably) to take with her

“Yes, as soon As I drop this Bag Bandit off I will have more room in the car!.”

by Justin-Judd-Texas November 01, 2022

oxygen bandit

Someone who is just so idiotic they don't deserve our precious air.

Why do you even exist you oxygen bandit?

by mien kamf July 12, 2015

Piss Bandit

A group of bandits, which piss all over public restrooms, therefor attaining the name “Piss Bandits”

I am a Piss Bandit huge W there

by Swampedbandit January 04, 2022