saucy bagel

To be very, very intoxicated / drunk / wasted / smashed.

After your friend drunk dials you, you might say: "Whoa, there! You're a little bit saucy bagel arn't ya?"

by muzeical September 28, 2008

The Queen’s Bagel

Reference to your girl’s tight little asshole. The bunghole. The sphincter.

I’ll be buttering the queen’s bagel tonight.

I declare that’s the queen’s bagel was quite fresh when I poached the hole.

by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2018

blood bagel

When your mate has hemorroids and he pushes too hard resulting in a bloody asshole that looks like a bagel covered in blood

"Yo, did you see Rick? Dudes suffering from a total blood bagel"

by Sunbears69 May 13, 2017

Bagel~dick

When someone is really mean all the time and puts no effort into the friendship and goes out of town instead of drinking with their friends.

Drew was being such a bagel~dick when he went to the tennis tournament in Minnesota instead of drinking with us for the wake forest game!

by Druusuuks November 6, 2017

jail bagel

A young boy recently sent to jail

The jail bagel look fresh

by JailBagel69 August 12, 2020

Howie Bagel

GIRL WITH A FAT ASS AND LOVES DAVEN BARTLETT WITH ALL OF HER HEART

“Howie Bagel loves Daven.”

by Howie Bagel is my bitch 221 October 5, 2020

Bagel King

A seagull found on the southern coast of Maine that is known to take bagels from dumpsters and the like.

Yo did you see that the bagel king got another bagel!

by pizzadue December 10, 2012