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Eternal Bachelorism

The position of deliberate choice to avoid committing to long-term romantic relationships based on the belief that prolonged involvement of such often results in a substantial decrease in overall well-being.
The man had chosen to refrain from relationships, declaring himself to subscribe to the idea known as Eternal Bachelorism.
by Bias in Birth January 15, 2024
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tinder bachelor

The act of putting a moment on tinder asking for a girl to accompany you somewhere, especially a formal or funeral, and agree to multiple women coming (preferably more than four) and then line them up out the front of the venue, and give a corsage to one of them, mimicking the television show the Bachelor.
Trimmer: Hey, bro who you taking to formal
Bruce: I don't know yet, probably just gonna do a tinder bachelor
Dunphy: Yeah good op, I'm chucking the same
by FlyDude January 7, 2016
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bachelor tree

A Christmas tree exceeding no more than 4 feet in height and $10 per foot. Purely symbolic. On Christmas morning any presents placed under the tree are stored and then transported to the closest relatives house who has a real family. The only gift to one's self under a bachelor tree is a case of beer.
Just set up the bachelor tree, time to get drunk and hate myself.
by sssshake December 14, 2014
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Bachelor Disc

A cheap, but satisfactorily filling, meal of frozen pizza. Can be consumed any time of day, preferably with malt liquor. Terminology popular in Wisconsin, the de facto frozen pizza capital.
Hey Peckerwoodchuck! Wanna grab breakfast?

Nah, not today. I'm busy until mid-2099 and just had a bachelor disc anyway.
by GeunterMcBeunter March 21, 2025
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2nd Bachelor Party Redux

2nd Bachelor Party Redux: An event thrown for a groom-to-be who missed out on the traditional bachelor festivities within the one-year window before his wedding. However, there's a twist: the groom foots the bill for all attendees as payback for their generosity during the initial celebration. It's a chance for the groom to make up for lost time and show appreciation to his friends, albeit with his wallet taking a hit.
After realizing his wedding was just around the corner and he hadn't yet celebrated with his friends, Mark decided to throw a 2nd Bachelor Party Redux, where he footed the bill for all attendees as a token of gratitude for their support and generosity during his first bash.
by Captain27 May 10, 2024
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bachelor bidet

When someone uses a shower as a bidet when there is no toilet paper available or someone is too lazy to buy toilet paper.
I ran out of toilet paper, so I jumped in the bachelor bidet to clean myself.
by Micro Mage March 13, 2020
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