Branch

Branch, to take a giant shit or poop. Slag originated at Kimberly high school by high school football coach in 2010.

John was late for class because he was taking a branch.

by Michelle Naomi October 1, 2020

Branching

Two people who share a secret long term deeply committed personal/intimate/loving relationship while simultaneously living a completely public loving family life with their primary spouse/partner and probably children…

James and Addie’s secret relationship continued branching, all the while James and Beth publicly flourished as a traditional family.

by anonymous submission 2022 May 27, 2022

Branch

Another word for a moron, an idiot, or something that is stupid/unintelligent

Yo Johnny, did you see that kid over there? what a fuckin branch

by branchman123 November 13, 2019

peyton branch

the guy who asks as if he were your big brother. you will meet peyton and see that he is the best person you will ever meet and love. I sware you will think of him as family.

Peyton Branch-amazing, handsome, funny , smart and loving

Omg Peyton is so nice, he's like a big brother to me. I love him so much

by 0nehgh44 August 31, 2019

Branch the troll

Branch is a total babe! He is so sexy and lovable! Gosh, I would do anything just to hear him sing a lil didley. His beautiful hair reminds me of a wet fart. The most gorgeous troll around, sooo sexyyyy!😘

Person: "Do you know Branch the troll?"
other person: "OmG YES HES SO SEXXYYY"

by Branch_issogood March 2, 2024

Branch bouncer

Someone who hops from different partners in the military

Dude She was just with a marine now a guy in coast guard? She's a branch bouncer fr.

by Alexistexas1902 August 5, 2025

West Branch Clipper

When a male or female gives you head and bites of your foreskin

“Sean she gave me a West branch clipper last night!”

by Seanismyfuckinh August 9, 2024