Bendinator

One who has the power to bend dicks like streamers, The bendinator can actually rip the fabric of space time with his cock hands, Though he generally enjoys traveling via rifts of dicks throughout space and bending up entire planes of existence with his tornado arms. The bendinator thrives on sperm and actually is dependent upon its consumption for his life force, He stores his reserve in his tumor on his face.

Wow... Was the bendinator just here, cause my balls feel empty...

by Hoey Bendo March 24, 2009

420 Bandit

A member of a brethren of pot smokers. They are almost always seen together and wait patiently for the day of rejoice April 20th

The 420 bandits always have each others backs and when dealing with one you deal with all.

1: Hey man have you seen John today?

2: Yeah, last time i saw him was with the 420 bandits

1: I'll wait the last thing I'll ever do is mess with them

by Doubleinferno March 3, 2011

disco bandit

Known for their Mad Looting Skillz and Overdeveloped Sense of Self Preservation, Disco Bandits are a very popular class in the kingdom of loathing. That doesn't make them any better than the others though. After all, people these days have crappy taste, you know?

The Disco Bandit boogies to and fro, hither and yon. Whence comes he? No man knows. Whither strikes he next? All men live in fear of him and his Moxie.

by Avalon_the_Infected April 1, 2005

fanny bandit

word used on family guy on 9/24/05. used in the context as fanny bandit is the spanish word for homosexual. Peter, Joe, Cleveland, and Quagmire are stuck on an island, and decide to have an orgy. Long scene short they dont go through with is becuase they dont get "excited" then a ship pulls up and you hear.....

Cruise announcer: And if you look of the left side of the ship you'll see a bunch of homosexuals.

Cruise announcer (in Spanish): A la izquierdo del barco podemos ver los 'fanny bandits'

by TheRiscGroup October 10, 2005

butthole bandit

An assfucker of opportunity. Usually someone who won't take by force, but participates in a gang rape or by slipping a 'Mickey' to someone and cornholing them while they are passed out.

Brian was afraid his cellmate was a butthole bandit.

by shazizizzle April 8, 2003

Foot Binding

Painful tradition in China of binding young girls feet to keep them from growing, and maintain small sized feet.

In extreme cases, foot binding was done by breaking the toes in several places and folding the broken toes under the sole of the foot, then breaking the arches of the feet, effectively snapping the feet in half. This was of course intensely painful for the girls who had it done to their feet.

Once the feet had been broken they would be bound, by wrapping in a cloth strip ten feet long and two inches wide. The binding cloth was wound repeatedly around the feet, at each pass being pulled tighter, bringing the ball of the foot and the heel gradually closer together. At the end of the binding the cloth would be pulled very tight, by this time the girl's toes would be almost touching her heels.

Once the foot binding was complete the girl would have to walk on her broken and bound feet, this would cause her devastating foot pain, but would ensure that her body weight crushed her feet into the correct shape.

The bound feet would then require lots of care throughout the binding process, which lasted several years. Over this time, the girl's life would essentially revolve around her feet, and she would suffer from constant debilitating foot pain. Each day the feet would be unbound and massaged. While they were unbound the toenails would be trimmed to keep them from injuring the toes, and then the feet would be re-bound tightly. When bound the girls would have to walk long distances on their feet to crush them further.

Girls from poor families would have the binding done by an elder female family member, whilst those from richer families would have a professional foot binder to do it. The professional foot binder would tend to bind the feet more tightly and relentlessly as he would not listen to the girl's cries of pain. The result would be exquisitely painful feet of less than three inches in length, which was seen as the ideal size.

by John Cove December 12, 2009

Bindiya

She makes me nervous and brave at the same time. I lose myself in her eyes, her voice sings in my ears like tiny silver bells, her soft touch makes me want to hold her and protect her, her beauty is boundless and makes my heart stop and feel like it's going to explode! With her the world falls silent, time slows, and the only thing that matters is being there in that moment with her. Her smile lingers in my mind leaving me daze and lost in thought wanting to know more about her.

"Angel in the Night"

You are my light in the dark
You are the beating in my heart
But that is not enough
Will I ever be by your side

Your hair is dancing in the wind
Your eyes are burning off my skin
And I'm so happy when I see
That you are smiling back at me

You're leaving burn marks on the ground
Thank you God for what I've found
I don't know how, I don't know why
That you're my angel in the night

You are my light in the dark
You are the beating in my heart
Let me hold you now
Just like days before you start to cry

You are my light in the dark
You are the beating in my heart
But that is not enough
Will I ever be by your side

I try my best to satisfy
But all you do is wave me good-bye
I don't know what I'm gonna do
But I'm so crazy about you

Even if I don't know where to start
Even if my love is tearing me apart
I just know that you and me
We were always meant to be

You are my light in the dark
You are the beating in my heart
Let me hold you now
Just like days before you start to cry

You are my light in the dark
You are the beating in my heart
But that is not enough
Will I ever be by your side

You're my angel in the night

~Happy Birthday Bindiya~ <3

by ~Mad Hatter~ May 19, 2013