cribbage-board

A small piece of wood with 61 to 121 holes that is used to keep score in the game of Cribbage.

"Grab the Cribbage-board off of the table, I'll show that old bag that grandpa can still use his peggerwood"

by MugginPeggerwood December 20, 2013

Boarding Party

Happens when a guy and a girl are sleeping in a bed togeather, wearing underwear.

The guy takes his junk out of his underwear and places it in the girl's underwear, probably as an awkward sexual advance

Guy1: Dude! I gave my girl a boarding party last night! It was so hot!
Guy2: Awesome!

Girl1: Uhg, my boyfriend tried to give me a boarding party last night. I'm going to tear his junk off next time.
Girl2: Gross!

by 1 dude September 13, 2009

The Spring Board

When a Man (through much effort) inserts his flaccid penis, folded in half, inside a womans ass. Then allows it to get "Hard" while slowly unfolding into a Springing Action.

"Hey baby, your gonna feel a slight pressure."

"ok, you going for the Spring Board?"

"Yup, its in, now gimme dem boobies."

by backfromiraq January 11, 2012

Skate board

A thing that twelve year olds normally buy from Walmart just to go to the skate park and pose

Hey Jimmy let's go to the skate board
(they sit the whole time)

by Yeet84mickey July 9, 2019

Squeegee Board

The act of ejaculating onto a Oujia board to impregnate your dead wife

Me and Kim wanted another child but she died so I gave her a squeegee board.

by hitlersashes December 6, 2019

Luigi Board

Alternate name for the creepy ghost summoning thing

Can you burn a Luigi Board?

by EmberTheArsonist February 1, 2022

Death Boarding

A fierce high speed battle in which two people speed down a highway clutching a bandana, the person holding on at the end is the winner. It's like skate boarding, except safer

Fry: What's Death boarding?
Kid: It's like skateboarding except half the time someone dies
Fry: Oh, so it's safer than skateboading

by futurama fan December 28, 2010