Happens when a guy and a girl are sleeping in a bed togeather, wearing underwear.
The guy takes his junk out of his underwear and places it in the girl's underwear, probably as an awkward sexual advance
The guy takes his junk out of his underwear and places it in the girl's underwear, probably as an awkward sexual advance
Guy1: Dude! I gave my girl a boarding party last night! It was so hot!
Guy2: Awesome!
Girl1: Uhg, my boyfriend tried to give me a boarding party last night. I'm going to tear his junk off next time.
Girl2: Gross!
Guy2: Awesome!
Girl1: Uhg, my boyfriend tried to give me a boarding party last night. I'm going to tear his junk off next time.
Girl2: Gross!
by 1 dude September 13, 2009
by EmberTheArsonist February 01, 2022
by hitlersashes December 06, 2019
A common appliance around the household, this noble device is used to summon a gamer-girl to the premises.
by Bitchmaster Bryan January 10, 2020
When a Man (through much effort) inserts his flaccid penis, folded in half, inside a womans ass. Then allows it to get "Hard" while slowly unfolding into a Springing Action.
"Hey baby, your gonna feel a slight pressure."
"ok, you going for the Spring Board?"
"Yup, its in, now gimme dem boobies."
"ok, you going for the Spring Board?"
"Yup, its in, now gimme dem boobies."
by backfromiraq January 10, 2012
by pajama rich January 02, 2011
A fierce high speed battle in which two people speed down a highway clutching a bandana, the person holding on at the end is the winner. It's like skate boarding, except safer
Fry: What's Death boarding?
Kid: It's like skateboarding except half the time someone dies
Fry: Oh, so it's safer than skateboading
Kid: It's like skateboarding except half the time someone dies
Fry: Oh, so it's safer than skateboading
by futurama fan December 28, 2010