Blow up on the launch pad

To blow up on the launch pad means to ejaculate on a woman’s pelvis or vagina before even entering.

*virgin*: Hey bro, I’m about to smash Vanessa tonight!

*bro*: Nice man, just try not to throw up from excitement or blow up on the launch pad lmaoooo!

by Mr.krabbs January 18, 2019

blowing fairy dust up your skirt

telling you nonsense and pulling your leg f-sag.

a serious con man won't go blowing fairy dust up your skirt. He will just lie to you and you wouldn't know the difference.

by Sexydimma April 16, 2014

Blow up

To overreact in an angry way

"Why did you blow up when I tried to break up with you"
"Because you were being unfair"

by Truth457 May 17, 2017

Blowing up the microwave

When someone in the office or apartment decides to reheat extremely strong-smelling food, thus tainting the machine for the next several hungry users.

Mike: Sheesh, is that seafood smell coming from somewhere?

Jenn: Yep, you can thank Susan for blowing up the microwave.

by Glovesave34 April 23, 2011

Blow up everything and start fresh

Kill everything

After looking up and reading “gay sex” on urban dictionary, they need to blow up everything and start fresh

by SecretJewRitual April 28, 2025