Blueberry Surprise

To sneak up on someone and simultaneously punch them in both eyes with your fists. Then, once they are helpless, cum all over their face.

Jared - "So I was hiding behind the bathroom door when my girlfriend walked in. I decided to sneak up on her and tap that bitch on the shoulder. When she turned around I gave her a blueberry surprise! Then told that bitch to make me a sandwich."

Hugo - "Nice dude."

by BrokenCYDEisCool July 25, 2009

Blueberry Taco

When you pound a girl so hard that the inside of her puss is either bruised or injured in some way. That's a blueberry taco. Good game, vagina.

I nailed Jen so hared last night that she got a Blueberry Taco -- she'll be out of action for awhile...

by DAFTONE4401 May 8, 2009

blueberry teabag

Placing the ballsack(while suffering from blueballs) on a person's face, as close to the mouth or surrounding area as possible while the mouth is open

He gave his wife a blueberry teabag last night.

by Dmamc November 28, 2021

Blueberry Viego

describes people who already "main" Viego on league, who dive in thinking they are the ruined king of fuck mountain, and end up getting blueballed, cc'd to hell and sent back to base. Also attributed to the blue tint of the character.

Viego: "I'm going in"
Team pings danger
Viego dives the low health Jinx, gets Blitzkrank hooked into Darius hook into Malzahar silence into Udyr bear stance, and the Jinx doubles back to drop chompers on him.
Viego: "this champ is so underpowered."
Team: "Or you're just a Blueberry Viego, ripe for the picking."

by Lioncat101 January 30, 2021

Blueberry Seeds

The cum of a man after enduring hours of blue balls.

Been a rough week, but I've finally allocated a lot to plant my Blueberry seeds.

by Evil Robot from the Future August 4, 2021

old blueberry

another word for skank, hoe, all that

also- a man who smells like poo

you old blueberry

by ameñia April 24, 2019

Blueberry Nightmare

Unexpected dissapointment. When an expected positive outcome turns out to be exceptionally negative. Refers to an awful sour tasting beer much like salad dressing, disguised as something delicious. It costs $36 a bottle, and tastes like $2 vinegar.

Last night was a real Blueberry Nightmare ....

When I finally got her pants off it was a real blueberry nightmare down there...

by ianelectro March 18, 2013