blessing the bathroom

The act of gracing the man's throne. Granting a blessing to a bathroom with one's feces. Several splashes have to occur in order for this term to be used.
Wife: "OH MY GOD. WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED HERE?!"
Husband: "What is it, honey?"
Wife: "It smells terrible in here! Like a mixture of a dead skunk, bird shit, and spoiled milk! And there's toilet water all over the seat!"
Husband: "Oh. That. That's just the results of me blessing the bathroom. I advise you to not step foot in there for the next two hours."
by Nappets October 04, 2011
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Pre-bless

The act of 'blessing' somebody before they sneeze, if you can't be bothered waiting for them to actually let it out
Bob opens his mouth, about to sneeze.
Bob: "Aaaa...Aahhhh...!"
Bill: "Bless you!"
Bob: "Choooooo!"
Bob: "Ahaha thanks for the pre-bless there :)"
by Tullly July 29, 2010
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bless me

Ayy jenna u should bless me tonight
by http.yvnge November 12, 2014
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Bless you?

When someone says something so crazy it basically sounds like they are sneezing, so your only response is bless you?
Haley: “Yo that dude is so hot I’d let him fuck me with a tooth brush while a handstand
Me: “Bless you?”
by Heheomgweed October 10, 2019
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The Popes blessing

Anointing your partner with your dick , using it like the Pope blesses people with holy water.
"So yeah, last night; I took that little Catholic girl out, I guess it went well. Gave her the popes blessing.
by Throblowe April 05, 2016
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bless down

The antonym of bless up, indicating a feeling of disappointment and/or hopelessness.
Karina: "I haven't pooped in four days."

Abbie: "Bless down."
by thot_thoughts May 18, 2017
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Shower of Blessings

A Shower of Blessings is when a group of cadets have a circle-jerk with another naked cadet on his knees and they all have cumgasms on his face and in his mouth giving him gay bukkake, and then they take turns fucking him in his boy-hole.
I was in the cadet showers, and Matt and some other cadets gave me a Shower of Blessings!
by USAF Cadet October 26, 2020
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