Black hole week

The last week of a year ( December 25th - December 31st) when everyone around the world feels like sucked into a black hole where there is no proper sense of time or purpose.

Generally people are in a holiday mood spending time with family and awaiting a New Year.

My friends get really busy during the black hole week and I get to see them only after New Year.

by Pandaboiii January 7, 2021

Uranus Was Sucked Into A Black Hole

The most pleasurable cosmic event in history.

When Uranus Was Sucked Into A Black Hole you experienced great joy.

by Bangarangus75us October 1, 2022

Black Hole

In kpop, a Black Hole is the worst dancer of the group. Whether it's doing the moves wrong, too slow, too fast or not in sync with the other members, this person attracts attention to themselves accidentally by being the Odd One Out, thus, a Black Hole.

"Did you see that?"

"What?"
"He was so late to do the move."
"Ah, he's their Black Hole."

by Yoonminsasses August 27, 2018

Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing

When you pay a homeless Italian man to lick your nipples in such a way that your penis extends. Combine this with doing it near a black hole so your penis spaghettifies and also increases in length. While doing all this, start jelqing to maximize the length of your penis. Once your penis has reached a length of about 50 kilometers, you are now ready to penetrate your Italian man.

You wanna go find some people to Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxx with?
I just Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxed with that guy over there!
I love Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing!

by Bornelius September 22, 2025

black hole

a singularity of infinite mass
usually used to describe caseoh or the average discord mod with an anime girl pfp

That person is so fat, he turned into a black hole.

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 6, 2025

Black Holes

A Space Death Hole
With INF MASS
Jake: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Drake: Wait Wat

A black hole is a phenomenon that occurs when a star 10-20 More massive than our sun reaches the end of its life
also, black holes can merge like planets

by The Preasdom January 15, 2021