South Bend Toothbrush

The South Bend toothbrush is the act of waking up in the morning after a long night of drinking alcohol and immediately smoking marijuana followed by a cigarette or five. If the timing is right, beer, bourbon and vodka may be involved in this practice. This act is derived from South Bend, Indiana.

Casey: "Dude, I got way fucked up last night. Do you want to go down in the basement and hit a few bingers?"

Brian: "For sure. The good old South Bend toothbrush?"

Casey: "Hell yeah! Do you have any smokes?"

by SlifeB December 3, 2007

East Bend

Hell hole located in North Carolina.

Where do you live?

Oh, I live in East Bend; the hell hole located in North Carolina.

by sally samuel October 29, 2007

South Bend

a town in "Michiana" where fun goes to die

If it weren't for all the crack heads and cheap whores, South Bend would almost tolerable.

by doppler April 17, 2005

cock bend

when you're porking your girlfriend and she is riding you and then suddenly your cock slips out and she accidently bounces on it and bends it in half...painful

oh yes baby, ride my fucking cock...harder...oh fuck me, COCK BEND!!!!

by metzz October 7, 2003

Cheltenham U-Bend

Arranging oneself in such a position that when one sticks one's nose up the arse of a partner, and the partner farts powerfully, the gas enters the nose of the first party and leaves the mouth - thus tickling the balls of the farter.

Hmm that were a reet powerful Cheltenham U-Bend there our Kes.

by GanglesWillSwarm2 March 21, 2009

Fat enough to bend light

If someone is morbidly rotund, obese, or even a little overweight they can be described as being 'fat enough to bend light'. This derives from the fact that massive solar bodies like the sun have enough gravitational pull to alter the path of light rays, a process known as bending. Hence if you suggest someone is fat enough to bend light you are implying they have a weight equivalent to a large star, i.e. many millions of tonnes, and hence must be mocked as such.

"Golly gosh, that poor girl is fat enough to bend light!"

"Ha! Ha! Ha! Michelles husband is fat enough to bend light. Let's go give him a cake!"

by Jamie Douglas August 26, 2006

great bend

Small town in the middle of Kansas. Known for population of meth heads, drunken college students and wheat. Great place to live, but wouldn't suggest visiting there.

Guy 1 : Hey man, im outta beer. What are we gonna do now?

Guy 2: Its ok, theres a party in Great Bend is bound to have some.

by Artimus Black July 30, 2008