sore bellend

When mark t has to much sex

Oh mark fuck me

No babe i have a sore bellend

by Not sam wright January 10, 2018

Pufferfish bellend

Where a man has a prickly bellend from pounding his mums pillow.

James has a pufferfish bellend from his experience with his mums pillow

by Bigmanbigshlong January 14, 2019

Jingle bellend

An idiot at Christmas

You should’ve seen Colin at the office Christmas party. He squeezed Debbie from resources nipples in a nutcracker and then dropped his trolleys and farted in the bowl of fruit punch! What a jingle bellend!

by Nuphagus December 19, 2019

A'bellend

Known to roam Northern Europe poised as liberal political do-gooder but an utter liar, hard of hearing and insulting to those he represents.

Me: "Can we discuss your plans for cycle paths" A'bellends response "My mummy said I was special and always right. I dont care as you're a pleb La la la"

by Blaahblaablaa November 6, 2020

International Bellend Day

The moaning and whingeing of limp dick losers that takes part every year on the 8th of March in parallel with International Womens Day.

"I see from the Daily Mail comments section that it's international bellend day again."

by BigDaddyGee March 8, 2021

bare bellend

a circumcised penis

He's got a nice clean bare bellend
It takes him a long time as he has a bare bellend
The ladies long a clean bare bellend

by anonymous March 20, 2022

bare bellend

A circumcised penis
A bellend without a foreskin

His bare bellend is an enormous mushroom
The ladies love a clean bare bellend
He was just circumcised so now sports a bare bellend

by Urbanboi March 20, 2022