Beating the pufferfish

A slang term for masturbating or fingering or pleasuring ones self.
This term may be used concurrently with spanking the moonface.

Person A: What are you doing tonight?
Person B: Oh, you know, just beating the pufferfish.
Person A: Nice.

by Tbell November 9, 2014

Beating Goonies

Atlanta slang for having vigorous sex to the extent of which her breasts swing to and fro and produce an audible smack.

"Dude, did you hear what was coming from Darius' room last night?"
"Yeah man, he was totally beating goonies in there."

by RadioBreadOKCumCooter September 7, 2022

schwag blasting

The procedure by which one gets high and remains high with schwag -- smoking continuously without any breaks.

We spent the entire evening schwag blasting arround the campfire.

by pj July 27, 2003

Sanity-blasting

Pronunciation: \ˈsa-nə-tē\ \blăst\
Function: adjective

1. Obliterating one's rational mind, and mental soundness in an explosive and instantaneous fashion.

1.To look upon the old one, Nyarlathotep's true form is, nothing less then, a horrific and sanity-blasting experience.

by Drew Chrisner January 13, 2009

beating the meat

masturbating

Yeah man so i just in the shower beating the meat.

by Rollerblader April 30, 2003

Nasal Blasting

The act of closing ones lips around another persons nose and forcefully blowing air into their nasal passages. Somewhat like blowing someone's nose for them, only in the wrong direction.

"I nasal blasted Kate so hard the other day."

"Why would you do that?"

"I was mad at her and she was congested, you should have heard the noise it made. I love nasal blasting her."

by NBlaster86 November 13, 2011

Cock beating

To masturbate so hard, that it looks like your giving your cock a roundhouse beating.

Man, we caught John giving himself a sick cock beating! i'd be suprised if he can walk today!

by Wrmichael October 8, 2008