go to the bathroom

To go to the bathroom is to cheat. Mostly used by immature middle schoolers when they go to the bathroom and look up answers on their iphone.

Zarqa: I'm going to fail this test! I didn't study I was too busy on my insta
person two: just go to the bathroom ;)

by samthatloser December 17, 2018

Bathroom Humor

Crude humor that is almost always associated with defecation, urination, flatulence, and vomiting. The occasional exception occurs while combining sexual and bathroom humor together, resulting in some pretty outrageous shit.

After I saw two girls one cup, I puked and ate it again, attempting to prevent any further mind fucking from the atrociousness that is now branded in my brain until the day I die. It was somebody's sick idea of bathroom humor.

Elvis died on the toilet, trying to pass a turd. An early example of bathroom humor.

by Zaerthe November 7, 2010

Bathroom Sex

Commensing in hot doggy-style sex while in the bathroom of a fast food retaraunt. Usually a Burger King or McDonalds. Not wendys though. If done through the butthole even better.

"Me and my girl are going to Mcdonalds yo"
"Cool"
"And we'll hopefully have some bathroom sex my man!"
"NIce!. See you later dude"

by the adamsbobler February 18, 2009

bathroom stall

The place "that one guy" takes you because there are no other options.

I followed him into the bathroom knowing there was no turning back but I could not resist his charm and confident stride.

by Jen March 29, 2004

bathroom realization

After partying continuously for a few hours, and still feeling fine, you sit on the toilet to use the bathroom, and it is then and there that you realize you are totally wasted.

"OMG you guys, I just had a bathroom realization, I need to drink water for awhile."

by Cassiebeth182 November 6, 2006

Bathroom Broadband

The laying of a long brown cable in the toilet bowl

Girlfriend: 'you spent ages in the bathroom, what were you doing?'

You: 'Just laying the bathroom broadband'

by Supersonic- November 14, 2009

bathroom squad

A group of girls that hide from the male species. Most commonly found in bathrooms after embarrassing moments talking about rumors spread around.

OMG! Did you see what just happened. There is most definetly a bathroom squad conversing right now.

by rebels.without.a.cause November 30, 2015