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Barbie and Ken 

Barbie had an affair with GI Joe, and in an attempt to win her back, Ken was instrumental in having Mattel shrink GI Joe to half his former size. Humiliated, Joe signed up for a long stint overseas while Barbie tried to drive her pink Corvette off of a cliff in Malibu. She survived, and only after extensive plastic surgery was she able to continue her multiple careers, including a guest spot on Nip Tuck. After years of therapy & 12-step meetings, she was finally able to forgive Ken. But she did it for herself, not for Ken. While forced to meet in certain social situations, their relationship remains strained.
Barbie and Ken? Look at how plastic Barbie looks to this day, and what about that blank stare she has when she sees Ken?
Barbie and Ken by Miss Melba Toast February 5, 2010
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Barbie Clot 

go outside and find some examples man, damn!! they are everywhere! you might know some. barbie clot
Barbie Clot by dontkno dontkno April 13, 2011

barbie dreams

A song written by Niki Minaj.
One of the songs in the album Queen is Barbie Dreams
barbie dreams by Cmsls November 18, 2018

Barbie Hand 

A stiff hand that a girl does when taking a photo that resembles the hand of a Barbie doll.
Yo, come look at this Instagram photo, this chick has a fucking Barbie hand.
Barbie Hand by Jarosz January 17, 2016

Barbie Core 

Barbie-like accessories and clothing.

Barbiecore-enthusiasts are no longer chained to expected femininity; rather, it is a choice.

Barbiecore ascends all personal identity, anyone can be a Barbie girl!
“They’re Barbie Core”
“Their style is Barbie Core”
Barbie Core by Savemeaty August 31, 2022

Barbie Skin 

The complete lack of a penis or vagina
Girl 1: Did you see him in a speedo? It looked like there was nothing!
Girl 2: Yeah, I'm pretty sure he has barbie skin
Barbie Skin by SupSupWannaParty January 25, 2010