Anussniffology

The science of smelling buttholes.

I study Anussniffology at school.

by SeñorJalapeño1619 October 12, 2017

aussie poofs

An Aussie poof is a white Australian who cant handle hot food, they don't eat chilli, or spicy cuisine from foreign countries, the only curry they like is butter chicken and are usually big sooks

Aussie poof: "can I get some more ice cubes in this water please? My mouth is starting to burn up"
Waiter: "bloody Aussie poofs"

by Cyberdelic bozatron October 28, 2017

aussie lunch

When you pour fosters in your Sheila’s lady pouch and she sits on your face

She quenched my thirst with a good old Aussie lunch

by JizzyJonson January 17, 2018

ausswitch

The Autistic way to spell Auschwitz, maybe you were just to idiotic to know how to spell it, don worry. Not all of us can be grammar experts. Just make sure you learn from this horrid mistake

dO yOu KnoW WHAt HappENED at AUSSWITCH thO?

by Leonardo Riot Garica The Man March 7, 2018

Apussypointment

When you make an appointment to have sex with a woman. These appointments are purely to fuck, no feelings involved.

Girl 1: What are you doing tonight?
Girl 2: I have an apussypointment with this girl I met the other night.

by Pheobs July 19, 2018

Aussiphobia

Pronounced Aus-eh-phobia
The phobia of being naturally fucking terrified of Australia and Australians for any reason

No way am I going to Australia, I have Aussiphobia

by BigDaddy_Likes_Fungus March 8, 2019

Aussie breakfast

The act of going down on your girlfriend while she enjoys her morning coffee.

Usually done before not instead of providing her breakfast.

Girl: Man, my boyfriend was so horny this morning. He gave me an aussie breakfast by the pool.

I came so hard I had to put my coffee down.

by Aussie Chef March 21, 2019