oh axel he’s perfect , he’s beyond perfect . he’s so special in every way possible . he’s intelligent , more then enough . if u have a axel don’t give up on him ❤️.
by gisel <33. May 13, 2021
Get the axelmug. Axel is a very funny guy he eats very messy to be honest plus he is very handsome and he is probably the eldest no doubt and he likes someone who is the girl version of him ;) A fact based on my experience that he doesn’t give up :) and plus he knows if u are lying ;) better hide ur feelings
by don’t text Me classy boi April 12, 2022
Get the Axelmug. The name of a Person who loves to be present at every single party. Axel can typically be found at your local after hours spot drinking light beer out of a solo cup that he acquired from someone else . This individual has clearly never had a job in sales which is evident by his inability to close with the opposite sex. He is swiftly friendzoned by 99% of women he meets but allegedly kissed a girl in 7th grade. Despite his greatest endeavors to engage with women, he simply cannot manage to come into contact with the female genitalia. This guy has struck out more times at the bar than Jose Conseco. In Layman terms, you have a better chance of getting laid with Bill Cosby as your wingman. Unfortunately, The female reproductive system simply eludes him. A mediocre DJ at best, he can be seen spinning at every party past 4 am although he has never had a gig at a legitimate venue in his career. No one knows where he actually lives but he is notorious for passing out at your place in the middle of the party with the nearest couch being his personal sleeping preference. He has been labeled as a serial couch surfer after several repeat offenses. On the contrary, Axel is widely considered a good guy by most and can get you into any club for free but has never actually been seen buying a drink inside. This character goes out and parties every single night but ironically still somehow manages to leave empty handed. Axel simply gets NO BUNS.
Adam: Bro , who is that dude that just got curves by those girls at the bar”?
Mike: Oh don’t worry about him that’s just Axel. Axel gets no buns
Mike: Oh don’t worry about him that’s just Axel. Axel gets no buns
by NotoriouSief March 18, 2022
Get the Axelmug. The EU most hated EU parlament participant because of his surprised happy reaction after voting for article 13.
by Retard EU parlament January 22, 2019
Get the axel vossmug. Axel, a name given to a new born baby; gift from god and heaven. To know if your Axel lives up to his name he will be; nice, best friend(possibly boyfriend), thinks he's a good rapper, funny, attractive, and etc, then you know a great Axel. You will have good inside jokes if you know what I mean;) and make dumb jokes where ever and when ever. He will think got a large Pen. but he is just lying;). A Axel with make dark jokes and will fight someone if they talking' dat mad poo poo. Now go find yo'self an Axel!
by @Jennayeee March 20, 2019
Get the AXELmug. 
An amazing friend , beeg bruh , cool , bunny boy , annie simp.
He is extremly handsome and hot
The perfect guy you wanna date
He is extremly handsome and hot
The perfect guy you wanna date
Axel Arlert
by Nightboxgamer May 20, 2021
Get the Axel Arlertmug.