avocado pizza

A "couple" that thinks their they're so cute, but not at all. They make you feel like puking every time you see them

OMG! they are total avocado pizza, ew.

by MewTheCat21 April 18, 2017

Fresh Avocado

good avocado from a tree

YO you like fresh Avocado?

by dinopoker _nows_best May 29, 2022

avocado bush

When someone's eyebrows are so thick and wild that their eyes look like two avocados under a bush.

"Damn, Sarah hasn't plucked her eyebrows in months."
"Yeah, she's got an avocado bush growin on her face."

by J DOLLA $IGN November 2, 2017

Punch Avocado Month 🎮⚡ #6969

You can punch 🎮⚡
#6969 during december!

"I will punch during Punch Avocado Month 🎮⚡ #6969!"

by December 10, 2020

Avocado sandwich advocate

Someone who is sells marijuana or is a big fan of it and it's legalisation.

From a song by Dr.Reknaw

Matt's such an avocado sandwich advocate, he even grows it.

by The deathless dead September 25, 2022

Avocado Bagel

If you found this here are some steps

1. Go out and buy a pack of bagels and a couple avocados

2. Get a bagel, cut in half then toast

(While doing step 2 also do step 3)

3. Open a avocado and put it into a bowl then simply. . . SMASH FUCKING REPEATEDLY UNTILL NICE AND FUCKING SOFT

4. Get the bagel out of the toaster and put the smashed avocado on the bagel

5. Eat !

Read my great directions of how to make a very diverse “Avocado Bagel”

by noodleiscool June 22, 2022

black avocados

They way your balls look after getting a vasectomy.

I got my nuts clipped on Friday and now by balls look like black avocados.

by blackballs77 November 17, 2009