Australian necktie

An Australian necktie is a form of post-mortem mutilation in which the victim’s penis is pulled through a deep cut on the perineum left dangling out of the anus. It is the down under version of a Columbian necktie that first appeared in Colombia during the period known as La Violencia as a method of psychological warfare designed to scare and intimidate.

Man, Jon never should have hurt that escort. I heard they found his body by three pier and they gave him an Australian necktie.

by Chesty larooo October 18, 2021

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Australian internet

The internet that's so slow you, could slap 50 RDS-220 tsar bombs on a disabled sloth with one arm and be still slower then the goddamn sloth

Guy number 1: Bro google just finish loading my search after 5 weeks
Guy number 2: You're obviously lying this is Australian internet

by That guy who sells white candy October 27, 2021

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Australian Jungle

Jungle in tha land down unda. Otherwise known as an extremely hairy pubic region.

Guy 1: Dude, Ashley's so hot

Guy 2: Yeah, but I heard she's got an Australian Jungle.

by Ausyforest November 14, 2012

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australian rainbow

when skittles or a candy like it are shoved up a male or females ass and eaten during intercourse

Jack: How was your one night stand?
Allan: She was insane bro, she gave me an Australian rainbow.
Jack: Thats what im talking about

by Aloseda Oleb January 13, 2013

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Australian Raspberry

Named after the raspberry where one wiggles your finger across your lips when blowing air.
When a man and woman have been having really rough sex and when he pulls out, she's queefing and the man wiggles his finger across her meat curtains.

My girlfriend kept making fun of me coming too fast so when we were fucking the other day, I gave her an australian raspberry.

by aiislyn July 5, 2012

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