Alaskan Snowstorm

The act of having your asshole fisted full of white bakers flour and then proceeding to fart in the face of the fister

After the Big Country concert Sambo asked Nugara if he could fist Nugara’s asshole full of bakers flour so that he could give Sambo an Alaskan Snowstorm.

Nugara happily obliged but when Sambo realised that Nugara had been eating baked beans and cabbages the whole previous day he literally turned white as a ghost!

by Craig McNamara March 26, 2020

Alaska

If it was cut in half then Texas would be the third biggest state. Known for being quite cold and for the mosquito being so big it might as well be the state bird. Also disgraced by Sarah Palin .

Despite common belief, it does not always snow in Alaska.

by Onionbro March 17, 2015

Alaskan Snow Storm

The Alaskan Snow Storm is when you are having sex with a woman and there's a pre-determined location that she wants you to come. When you are about to come, you pull out and position where she wants it. So she waits for it and the last second you go wild and ejaculate all over her.

Dude: So, My girlfriend got the Alaskan Snow Storm again.
Dude2: Man, I can't believe you did that again, you're such a bastard.

Dude: I know.

by Srwim January 25, 2011

Alaskin Angry Shit-Panther

When one and his/her significant other L.A.R.P. for three straight hours after dining on Mexican Cuisine. Followed by another 3 straight hours of Dr. Phil. Followed by indulging in Mediterranean cuisine. The two(or more) individuals face a long night of extraneous hiking and adventuring through the Amazon. Finally, the couple/group come across a pack of infant panthers. They proceed to de-clothe, turn around, bend over, spread the butt cheeks with force and take an explosive, fiery and ethnic shit over every baby panther in a ten meter radius. The infant Panthers, now enraged and covered in dank shit, rape the living fuck out of every individual involved. Repeat process as needed, Blue Rain Gatorade break every two days.

Phillip: "Gee, Bob. What are all of those scratches on your arm?"
Bob: "Oh well Phillip, my Wife, myself and her book club decided to go for a relaxing old fashioned Alaskin Angry Shit-Panther this weekend."
Phillip: "Wow, that looks painful."
Bob: "You should see my Butt-Hole :)"
Phillip: "Thanks for the invite you insensitive prick."

by GregOwens May 5, 2013

Atasha

Atasha is a cute name for a strong woman. She is far too adorable and cute to be admired by the rest of the world. She will go to any length to protect and defend herself and Atasha is the only girl you could ever want because she's incredibly sweet and the type of girl who would immediately catch your attention because of their iconic hair the first time you saw her. Atasha is usually unaware of how attractive and charming they are, and only realizes this when their significant other tells them so. Atasha has a very sweet smile that will make you feel like you're having the time of your life. When Atasha realizes what she is entitled to, she will not let anything stand in her way. She absolutely loves being adored, and even the tiniest act of love will make her blush and squeal with delight. If you were in a relationship with her, you'll notice that she is very caring and will treat you as if you were her child, giving you gifts and basically doing anything to show how much she appreciates you. Never take Atasha for granted; she is a once-in-a-lifetime kind of girl.

Atasha's smile, and her very existence, inspires me to live. I can't get enough of Atasha; she's perfect.

by soygeo October 1, 2021

Alaskan Ice Pick

When yo bitch stands facing the wall only wearing her panties and you proceed to run at her full speed with a raging boner and attempt to break through the panties with your inflamed cock and penetrate her anus with extreme force. Often ending in a bloody mess and broken cock... For additional points have her wear leather panties.

My dick broke when i tried to Alaskan Ice Pick my Spanish teacher.

by biff mcbifferton January 24, 2009

Atas

In Singlish, atas means "high class" - the word is derived fromt he malay word meaning "upstairs"

I don't like to go to all those atas places; surely spend money like siao!

All his friends damn atas one, you think they will go to that sort of low class place to eat?

by jschnorng October 21, 2006