assmatic

When you see a girls bajing jings.

Ethan: Yo you that girl?
Adam: YEAH MAN SHE GOT THEM BIG BAJINGJINGS THAT MADE ME REALLY ASSMATIC.

by Big BajingJing Man January 8, 2018

asshat

when you want to swear but your on your christian minecraft server. and if they say you swore you say i didn't swear! i said hat! thats what antman said, some guy named stinger wanted to kill him so ant man hit him with a fricken thomas the tank engine. don't mess with antman..... or thomas

YOUR SUCH AN ASSHAT

by new guy 101 December 3, 2018

asshat

a legal professional; one who engages in the practices of law; an attorney; in England, a barrister; from the latin roots 'ass' and 'hat' meaning 'law' and 'yer,' respectively. Alt., less common usage, a business school student or recent graduate.

My ex-wife's asshat demanded the refrigerator in the divorce... I mean, the fucking refrigerator!!!

That corporate asshat is wearing Italian loafers, which cost more than my car.

How many asshat books can John Grisham write?

by gnumb April 1, 2009

assbath

to line up the ass hole directly on a person's nose and to sit down abruptly while the person is sleeping, high, or being held down by other people.

Dude hold down Kip and i'll give him an assbath!

by George W. Bush April 24, 2003

Assmatic

When see a very attractive booty that have you pause for a minute or hyponize to it.

To describe an attractive butt

Rob: Yo you seen that girl's booty bruh that booty nice

Jay: Word that booty assmatic.

by Jb93 June 22, 2014

Auto-tune assface

Pretty much every modern singer these days. Unfortunately, they make millions of dollars because of these dumbass little girls that are in love with them.

Stupid little girl: BIEBS IS MY BOYFRIENDDDD.

Gandhi: Shut up, bitch, he's an auto-tune assface.

by PatGuitar October 19, 2010

Pearl asshat

When a guy pulls out and blows his wad on the top of his partners ass.

When I was finished, I gave her a pearl asshat.

by filthy B. sanchez July 18, 2007