AFK Assassination

In a first person shooter, when you go away from keyboard for just a second to do something, and come back to find yourself dead in-game. Common modes of death include being sniped or simply run up to with a melee weapon.

"Dude. You just stood still for a second and a sniper got you."

"Shit! I was just opening a bag of Cheetos!"

"Must've been an AFK Assassination."

by AlpineWolf April 14, 2010

smashing asses

To have sex. Another term for the act of intercourse.

What were they doing in there? Smashing asses.

by Stoned Ocalians April 6, 2008

Assassin

1. (Noun): a person who is hired to kill someone for money
2. (Noun): a person who kills someone because they don't like that person
3. (Proper Noun; Fiction(maybe): A member of an ancient order that is at constant war with the Knights Templar, where the largest battles are highlighted by the game series Assassin's Creed.
!!!SPOILERS!!!
The first Assassins were Adam and Eve as reveiled in The Truth

1:

Man 1: will you kill this man for me
Woman 1: yes, for $10,000
2:
John Booth, the assassin that killed Abe Lincon
3:
Kid 1: the Assassin's Creed video game is awesome!
Kid 2: ye it is!

by Airhogs 46736732584327565243 December 9, 2011

vibe assassin

one who, through social awkwardness or overall douchiness, is able to eradicate the good-time party feeling from a room instantly.

Don't invite that guy. Last time he totally killed my buzz -- he's a vibe assassin.

by Rachel_from_Vegas June 16, 2008

Assassin's Creed

A game for the Xbox 360 and PS3. It is set in the Midieval Times during the Crusades. You play as Altair Ibn-la Ahad: a robe-wearing, sword-swinging acrobatist who's part of a brotherhood called the Assassins. The Assassins' enemy are the Templars, and the two groups quarrel constantly. Altair starts off as a Master Assassin, but soon loses all of his ranks after failing a mission. His new goal in the game is to regain that rank by preforming assassinations, doing missions, etc. There are two sequels. The third installment in the series (Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood) comes out Nov. 16, 2010.

Nothing is true; everything is permitted. -Altair Ibn-la Ahad: Assassin's Creed

by themonkeyonyourback November 3, 2010

Popular Assasins

A well known Counterstrike Source team that used private cheats to their advantage during league matches. Unfortunately, only two out of the eight members were convicted of cheating. They no longer compete in any league and its members have since gone in separate directions.

Anon1: Damn, those kids are more blatant than Popular Assassins.

Anon2: Nah dude, Popular Assasins are the most blatant ever.

by Sebastian9 February 8, 2009

Rawdog Assassin

A ruthless invader of all territory moist and warm on a woman's body, sans latex, sheepskin, saran wrap or any of that other jive designing to interrupt the union of ones porksword from the succulent flesh of a woman's vagina or culito.

Mike-"Hey Chet, where you been the last week man?"
Chet-"Don't trip chocolate chip, I was up in the LBC straight runnin through the sheets"
Mike-"Word?"
Chet-"You know how I get down Charlie Brown, rawdog assassin all day on them sexy mamasitas"

by Ryhmin'n'steezin April 11, 2010