smelly arse

a person named brandon whos last name starts with a b. we all know who this is. he need a showa.

omg do u smell that smelly arse over their

by phantom negromante May 28, 2019

vague arse

n: An Australian colloquialism that describes a person who finds it difficult to remember important or even general information; typically unaware or unsure of their surroundings; not particularly concerned by any type of crisis, emergency or predicament; and is usually spotted scratching their heads and gazing at the sky.

Woman: Where's the car?
Vague arse: Um... I parked it under a tree... somewhere.
Woman: There's a tree every ten metres you vague arse!

by Jayburger May 16, 2008

Arse Pelican

This is the coloquial term for a pedo or butt dart champion, It is best you stear clear of these folk.

Phil is chadstones local ArsePelican

by No-thanx April 2, 2004

Arse Crumpet

British version of ass twinkies

he is such an arse crumpet

by junkiejungwoo November 9, 2010

arse valve

the muscle which controls the opening and shutting of the anus

i was that scared,my arse valve was puckering.

by The love bandit March 14, 2004

Cats Arse

Facial expression adopted by scorned women. So called due to the (*) shape created by the lips resembling a cats sphincter.

Dave doesn't come to the pub any more - I heard his wife gives him the 'Cats Arse'if he does.

by Antony Butnut March 18, 2004

arse jockey

A person who rides another by mounting them and inserting a penile type object into their arse. Used as an insult to bummers...

That man over there is an absolute arse jockey!

by Bummer....... September 19, 2003