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San Andreas Seismic Surprise

The sexual event in which the giver during anal penetration farts, and the receiver feels as if he himself has farted, due to feeling the vibration of his partner's fart passed through the penis and into the receiver's ass.
All was going well until he hit me with the San Andreas Seismic Surprise.
by SmutLion December 13, 2010
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St. Andrews Catholic Education Center

A school the kills originality. It used to be cool but over the past 9 years it has just gone down hill. The teachers are either boring, bipolar, or crazy.
St. Andrews Catholic Education Center... or sascec sucks!
by I bet you will never guess March 21, 2009
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Andreas

When you walk with a bunch of people and suddenly somebody just disappears without saying anything.
- Dude, where did he go?
- I dont know, i think he did an Andreas.
by Darkevilbunn January 21, 2012
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Andrews Aneurysm

When stress caused by being roasted by Alex Andrews (@stevejobspams on instagram) in front of his two friends causes you to have a full blown spasm and lose all will to live.
Alex just had the enourmous courage to write nasty things about me, privately on the internet :'(. This Andrews aneurysm is so bad I think I want to die
by Alex Andrews killed me😭 January 13, 2017
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Andreas

A guy with a massive cock. Like bigger than everyone else in the class. Expecilly bigger than Simen's cock.
-Oh god, Andreas, you got a MASSIVE COCK!
by Andy Candyy March 2, 2018
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Andreas

Tall, Danish boy with blond hair. Has the personality of a five year old, and the humor of one too.
“He has a extremely childish jokes
“Oh, he is an Andreas”
by Taleeeeerhviiiit June 7, 2018
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Andreas

He is loyal maybe got a lot of hoes this and there, long dick
by Skittles man April 9, 2019
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