Amazon Amnesia 

When you've been buying all your stuff on Amazon and you forget where to find it in the actual store.

"Excuse me, I have Amazon Amnesia, where can I find the toilet paper? My Amazon subscribe and save isn't here yet and I'm all out."

Amazon Amnesia by kwyjibo1 July 30, 2017

Amazon Queen

1. Queen of the Amazon Girls Tribe
2. Strong female warrior/leader/ DA BOSS
3. A sexual lioness
4. Someone who spends too much time shopping on Amazon

The leader of our group is like an AMAZON QUEEN.
She is an AMAZON QUEEN in bed.
SHE BE DA AMAZON QUEEEEENNNNN.

Amazon Queen by Azule Skye April 7, 2018

Amazon Coupons

Amazon Offers, Amazon Coupon codes, Amazon Sale, Amazon Sale 2018

You can get Amazon coupons and Amazon sale offer at GetAmazonCoupons

Amazon Coupons by Get Amazon Coupons May 27, 2018

Amazon socialist 

Someone who is prepared to abandon their principles to save 49p on a book / CD / dvd / Joseph Joseph stacking utensil set

Steve's always banging on about workers' rights but he's an amazon socialist when it comes to deciding where to buy the new Billy Bragg album

Amazon socialist by RustyLi July 31, 2018

amazon prime and booty time 

A slang term similar to Netflix and chill

Hey girl are you ready for some Amazon Prime and booty time?

amazon prime and booty time by Main nugget May 5, 2019

Amazon shut in 

A person who has no reason to leave the house, bathe, shave, or even change their clothes because that purchasable in life, which would normally take errands--and the social hygiene associated with same--can be ordered to their front door step from that "internet rain forest" which has all.

Dude, the dog smells better than you. When was the last time you showered?!

Dude: I think it was some time back in the "modem days" dude, I'm not sure! I'm an Amazon shut in!

Amazon shut in by ribick November 21, 2019

amazon whore 

A person, male or female who submits 5 star reviews for cheap chinese products in exchange for more cheap chinese products or money.

Hey look at my new sunglasses. All I had to do is submit a review and ching ching chow chong trading company sent them to me for free. If it wasn't for this chemical smell you wouldn't even know they're not raybans. I'm such an Amazon whore.

amazon whore by shitz96815 November 25, 2019