alternitive conformity

a group of conformists that are all the same becuase they all hate conformist things.

seems to exist mostly of emo/scene kids.

Examples of alternitive conformity:

-people who hate people who wear abercrombie and fitch or hollister or ae.

"OMG all you prep fags are all the same cause you wear abercrombie and fitch"
~emo kid

-people who hate people who listen to bands like fall out boy only after they had become popular.

"i liked fall out boy BEFORE they were popular. you just like them cause you heard them on the radio."
~another emo kid

by derek0660 March 30, 2007

Alternative Fuel

The best possible excuse when you are discovered attempting to have sex with your car.

Random Person: What the fuck are you doing?!

You: I, umm, I'm experimenting with alternative fuel.

Random Person: Hey, great idea!

by Somnambulizt September 8, 2009

alternative

A term used to descibe music that is an alternative from the mainstream music. Although this term is irrelevent now, because what is refered to as alternative is in fact, the mainstream music.

Boy1:what kind of music do you like"
Boy2:alternative.
Boy1:why?
Boy2:because i dont like to listen to the same thing everyone else does.
Boy1:umm alternative is what everyone listens to....

by Blake Springer September 18, 2005

Alternative Energy Incentives

Anything except OTEC.

Hey, I just gave an Alternative Energy Incentives-- good thing it wasn't OTEC.

by The Resolution December 22, 2008

alternative

adj. used to describe people or things that are or appear impaired to the point of hilarity, usually mentally. Usage is mostly localised to a small alternative high school in Michigan.

"You're being kind of alternative today" "That car/goat is alternative."

by Schmill the Definer May 8, 2006

Alternative society movement

A movement where people seek to drop out of regular society and form a society among themselves where there are lots of drugs,sex ect. and they often form communes and/or have regular gatherings with lots of drugs,sex ect. and there is a general hippie counter culture outlook on life. One of the main ideas is that if enough people join it there won't be enough people in regular society and it will colapse and the alternative society will take over.

John is in the alternative society movement.

by Deep blue 2012 June 30, 2010

Alternateen

Not to be confused with the other (incorrect) definition of alternateen (which actually is an umbrella of Punk, Poserpunk, Emo, Scene, Goth, Hardcore, Grindcore, and Death Metal, all in one tight little generalization), Alternateens are the undereducated Hipsters. They look relatively indie, but stay within earth tones, have close to hippie-esque hair, and tend to say they listen to "Alternative Music" not knowing the specifics of the genre. Alternative encompasses all subgenres of rock (see whats above, give or take some). Alternateens are mostly found in small towns and are teenagers that try too hard with knowing so little about culture.

We were walking down the street in that tiny port town when we passed a teen center surrounded by Alternateens, who gave us the nastiest look.

by regretsareawaste April 9, 2008