Alterna-ego

When a corporate executive attends rock concerts they often have to change out of their button down shirts and slacks and dress in skater/punk/alternative apparel. This is known as their "alternative ego". Derived from the phrase "alter-ego". See Alternative Rock.

When Green Day played down by Wall street, I went to the show dressed business casual because I didn't have my Alterna-ego clothes. I lost a couple of buttons in the mosh pit.

by JahBreeze July 31, 2006

altered beast

a very large and hairy man (usually me) who has recently consumed unholy amounts of psycho-active hallucinogens and is bustin out chunky moves oldschool in a most unpercedented and unordadox manner

innocent onlooker: go you altered beast, shake that hairy, hairy, good thang all over that floor

altered beast: BLEEEEAAARRGH

by james August 6, 2004

Alternateen

Not to be confused with the other (incorrect) definition of alternateen (which actually is an umbrella of Punk, Poserpunk, Emo, Scene, Goth, Hardcore, Grindcore, and Death Metal, all in one tight little generalization), Alternateens are the undereducated Hipsters. They look relatively indie, but stay within earth tones, have close to hippie-esque hair, and tend to say they listen to "Alternative Music" not knowing the specifics of the genre. Alternative encompasses all subgenres of rock (see whats above, give or take some). Alternateens are mostly found in small towns and are teenagers that try too hard with knowing so little about culture.

We were walking down the street in that tiny port town when we passed a teen center surrounded by Alternateens, who gave us the nastiest look.

by regretsareawaste April 9, 2008

altered

changed something/ object

Liz's mind must be altered because fernando was right and she was wrong.

by bigbootynando November 29, 2011

Alterasta

Similar to Rastafari religion and culture but celebrated with alternative, electric, or rarely house music in place of reggae. General alterasta population still wear the red yellow green and praise Bob Marley.

p1: Were those potheads at the rave rastafarian?

p2: No, they were alterastarian.

by alterasta May 9, 2010

Alternate Grandma

The grandmother that you and your cousins don't have in common.

"I've never met that person, she is Joe's Alternate Grandma; she and I are not related by blood."

by Goombaguy November 21, 2011

alter tweego

alter tweego- an alter ego account on twitter.

example: simon said' young jeezy is my alter ego on twitter.'
catherine replied' dont you mean... alter tweego.

by Cathleen M October 11, 2013