Someone who wines and dines girls in the attempt of sleeping with them but frequently comes up short.-only to describe the events as an almost success.
Phil: hey how'd things go with christy last night?
Sean: I almost fucked her.
Phil: ahh you suck, youre such an almoster.
Sean: I almost fucked her.
Phil: ahh you suck, youre such an almoster.
by laurence of alaybia March 14, 2011

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by Windzard August 7, 2018

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by Sussy bussy sinhala sus May 22, 2023

Best movie of all time. Super hot kate Hudson stars as penny lane who is a groupie for a fictional rock band in the 70s. Drugs and rock n roll. Best soundtrack ever.
by stargirlbaby June 16, 2021

i can’t believe sophie and kaitlynn are so close even thought they met only 2 months ago — just another case of almost lovers.
by imjustahater384 January 5, 2024

by wealmostmadeit September 27, 2019
