Almoster

Someone who wines and dines girls in the attempt of sleeping with them but frequently comes up short.-only to describe the events as an almost success.

Phil: hey how'd things go with christy last night?
Sean: I almost fucked her.
Phil: ahh you suck, youre such an almoster.

by laurence of alaybia March 14, 2011

tits were almost in my face

If you know you know it’s the classic saying

Dude her tits were almost in my face

by RonJon69420 April 7, 2021

Almost being

When you are a lot on the internet and dont feel that you are doing much really

I've been almost being like this for..lets say a year

by Windzard August 7, 2018

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by Sussy bussy sinhala sus May 22, 2023

Almost famous

Best movie of all time. Super hot kate Hudson stars as penny lane who is a groupie for a fictional rock band in the 70s. Drugs and rock n roll. Best soundtrack ever.

Did you see almost famous? AKA the best movie ever?

by stargirlbaby June 16, 2021

almost lovers

people who are friends with each and everyone knows but are so close they are practically dating

i can’t believe sophie and kaitlynn are so close even thought they met only 2 months ago — just another case of almost lovers.

by imjustahater384 January 5, 2024

Almost

Its feels like youre reaching out for something but loses it when you are almost there to reach it.

We Almost made it
I Almost did it
You Almost said it

by wealmostmadeit September 27, 2019