bowling alley

a place where sexy girls like jenae and kaleigh go to met hot sexy guys that r nice and caring and dont jack off at all unless there in the privacy of there bedroom all alone with the lights off and the door locked so nobody can catch them enjoying them selves.
by emily 5 January 11, 2009
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Alley Cat

N.
someone who never goes out and sleeps all day.

"Dont you know that im an alley cat and ill stay home and dream my life away."
by Steel Train December 04, 2006
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Alley Wrench

A penis on a woman; usually found as a decorative piece only. Unlike a penis found on a man, an Alley Wrench does not serve a copulatory purpose, and isn't the source for urinary secretion.
John was dumbfounded to discover Jane had a kinky side, which included an Alley Wrench three inches longer than his penis.
by wolfgang_cometh July 08, 2010
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Alley Oop

An Alley Oop can happen when a person goes to wipe their ass after taking a shit. As a the hand brings the toilet paper up to the anus, an extra little turd falls out of the ass, sticks to the toilet paper, and gets slammed back into the rim... just like in basketball.

Unfortunately, an Alley Oop usually means that the turd will be smeard around on your ass and probably require a shower.
I went to wipe my ass and gave myself an Alley Oop. Gross.
by Wang_1814 June 08, 2009
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alley catz

joe sean nick fred and pokey are the alley catz of the class
by captinobvious June 30, 2011
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ALLEY OOCHEE

Born Ashley Culpepper in Waterloo, IA December 12, 1988 Alley is becoming a well known household name. Alley oochee is a female rapper that is considered to be up there with " the men". ALLEY OOCHEE moved to Atlanta, GA in 1996 when she was 7. She is multi-talented she models, acts, produces, writes, directs films, and of course raps.
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by jellyo November 23, 2010
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