Alistair

A person who loves the ladies, usually has a head larger than his body, skips all his lessons to hang around with friends, wears the same clothes every day, and thinks he is cooler than everybody else.

In reality he is a loser who girls laugh at.

Oh, that's Alistair, he thinks all of the girls like him, but they just laugh at him.

by thetimemachine January 1, 2011

Alisatosis

A medical condition that causes chickens to frantically work only during CTO monthly meetings. Symptoms include hard "pecking" loudly at the keyboard so that everyone knows that you are working, tourette syndrome type outbursts, telling meaningless stories that have no ending, and chicken feathers flying above your cubical....

My mothers brothers cousin lives next door to the guy that had a blue car that looks like the dress that I wore to prom with my friends baby daddy's man.

The meeting was supposed to start 5 minutes ago. What does she have.. Alisatosis.

Where did all those chicken feathers come from.. She has Alisatosis.

She just started working at 4P? What the !!%^#$&^$%@#^%$ She has Alisatosis.

by Anonymous January 21, 2006

Alistair

An alternative name for one who dislikes being referred to as a doll/doll face. An Alistair may react to this term of endearment by whining "don't call me that, it's for girls".

He is not a lamb.

Alistair doll, I love you

You're such a dollface Alistair

by katamairi April 15, 2010

alissa

the funniest person ever always wants attention but lovable. and mean

hey have you seen alissa

yea she’s weird

by jj.ulio999 June 12, 2018

alisah

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alisah is not defined!

“Hey did you look up alisah on Urban dictionary?”
“Yeah it’s said it wasn’t defined yet.”
“Oh, I’ll define it now!”

by Meeeeeeeeeeeeefuxk May 21, 2018

Alissa

Alissa is a Bitch. She walks around with a tiny purse that can barely fit a bottle of nail polish. Alissas are usually found hanging out with her group of "Bad Bitches" Alissas are also riddled with Acne and are failing every class except for reading.

Jasmine: "Look at that skank Alissa, I wouldn't be surprised if she started whoring.

by ShoddyVariety March 26, 2020

Alits afits

"A Girl In The streets But A Freak In The Sheets"

This girl is so alits afits

by Karnaf January 15, 2020